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    Getting Use Out of the Forums.

    Lord knows its a waste of time. Ask any new newbie, my 2600+ posts make me a loser. I have no friends, girls don't look at me, my friends hate me, my wallet is empty, and I haven't bathed in days. So what?

    There are benefits to this place, and since we're somewhere around my one year anniversary ( almost ), I might as well tell them now.

    Because of these forums I started flossing. I keep dental floss next to the desk, and when I'm waiting for a page to load, I make those gums bleed. This is something I'd have never started doing unless I got found myself sitting in a broken chair waiting for signs of life to come through a computer.

    I watch the news now. Some of you guys are so xxxxing stupid and your logic falls so far short of anything resembling a rational thought that I have to see where this information is coming from.

    I have gained self-confidence. When you're feeling down, just remember that you're not Speakenglishordie.

    Spelling has improved. I actually have to check now to make sure I don't mess up a big word. I'm not good at those ones with more than two syllables

    I am more cultured. I've learned that Turkey is not necessarily the home of a turkey.

    Most of all I have learned how to post pictures!!! Particularly this kid. I have also learned that he has a big head.

    Achkerov kute.
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    i guess i haven't completed my mission of finding an avatar or figuring out how to post pics yet....but alas i have not given up hope yet lol

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    • #3
      I have an avatar for you dear. I am here to help you.
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      • #4
        Oh wait a better one.
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        • #5
          Hey mousie I thought you said you were going to stay AWAY from the funny tasting muffins. Come on step away, don't doo it! Those things are really BAD for you. Next time try sniffing some OxiClean. It's GOT to be better than funny muffins...









          There are two muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Pheeeeeeeeeeeww it's HOT in here." And the other turns to him and says "AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh a talkin muffin!!!"

          Hehehe, this joke gets me every time.
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            that's cuz you haven't heard good jokes.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ckBejug Hey mousie I thought you said you were going to stay AWAY from the funny tasting muffins. Come on step away, don't doo it! Those things are really BAD for you. Next time try sniffing some OxiClean. It's GOT to be better than funny muffins...









              There are two muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Pheeeeeeeeeeeww it's HOT in here." And the other turns to him and says "AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh a talkin muffin!!!"

              Hehehe, this joke gets me every time.

              This question is compelling. I'll have to think about it.

              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                but i didn't ask any questions! Oh noooooooo. I KNEW it. You ate the muffin before I could stop you. Didn't you... DIDN'T YOU!?!

                :-D
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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