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Lord knows its a waste of time. Ask any new newbie, my 2600+ posts make me a loser. I have no friends, girls don't look at me, my friends hate me, my wallet is empty, and I haven't bathed in days. So what?
There are benefits to this place, and since we're somewhere around my one year anniversary ( almost ), I might as well tell them now.
Because of these forums I started flossing. I keep dental floss next to the desk, and when I'm waiting for a page to load, I make those gums bleed. This is something I'd have never started doing unless I got found myself sitting in a broken chair waiting for signs of life to come through a computer.
I watch the news now. Some of you guys are so xxxxing stupid and your logic falls so far short of anything resembling a rational thought that I have to see where this information is coming from.
I have gained self-confidence. When you're feeling down, just remember that you're not Speakenglishordie.
Spelling has improved. I actually have to check now to make sure I don't mess up a big word. I'm not good at those ones with more than two syllables
I am more cultured. I've learned that Turkey is not necessarily the home of a turkey.
Most of all I have learned how to post pictures!!! Particularly this kid. I have also learned that he has a big head.
There are benefits to this place, and since we're somewhere around my one year anniversary ( almost ), I might as well tell them now.
Because of these forums I started flossing. I keep dental floss next to the desk, and when I'm waiting for a page to load, I make those gums bleed. This is something I'd have never started doing unless I got found myself sitting in a broken chair waiting for signs of life to come through a computer.
I watch the news now. Some of you guys are so xxxxing stupid and your logic falls so far short of anything resembling a rational thought that I have to see where this information is coming from.
I have gained self-confidence. When you're feeling down, just remember that you're not Speakenglishordie.
Spelling has improved. I actually have to check now to make sure I don't mess up a big word. I'm not good at those ones with more than two syllables
I am more cultured. I've learned that Turkey is not necessarily the home of a turkey.
Most of all I have learned how to post pictures!!! Particularly this kid. I have also learned that he has a big head.
"AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh a talkin muffin!!!"
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