Dear Dr. Mouse

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by ckBejug Dear Dr. Mouse,
I am sick of being a 'good' girl. I am ready to shed the image. I am looking for someone to help me out with that and I know a good man-xxxxx is hard to find. Where do you think I should look for one? I have tried looking on the internet but all I can find are gay gigalo's and I'd rather have my man swing the other way, you knoe to maximize MY peasure, if you know what I mean. So help a brother, ahh, uhm, i mean a sister out...
Thanks!
Ready to be bad in LA

To clear up some misconceptions........

By 'I have tried looking on the internet' I meant:

I have gone to a search engine, for example google and yahoo, and typed in to search for something along the lines of "where can I find a good man-xxxxx"

A my search there only turned up gay man porn sites, I have turned to our friend dr. mouse for advice.

okay??

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by pheral Dear Dr. Mouse,

i think you're an idiot but i want to go to school to be a mortician and i need to know how to go about it and what are the perks of the job?

Being a mortician can be very rewarding and a great way to meet many sexual partners. This is not an easy field to get involved with since most morticians like to stick to their "in crowd". I can recall a story of an old college roommate faced with a similar predicament, and he faked his death as a means of getting into the morgue. Perhaps this would work for you as well. The perks you ask? Well for one, lunch is always on the table in front of you. Also, the people you work with don't talk too much, and as the saying goes "Silence is golden".

Dr. Mouse

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by ckBejug Dear Dr. Mouse,
I am sick of being a 'good' girl. I am ready to shed the image. I am looking for someone to help me out with that and I know a good man-xxxxx is hard to find. Where do you think I should look for one? I have tried looking on the internet but all I can find are gay gigalo's and I'd rather have my man swing the other way, you knoe to maximize MY peasure, if you know what I mean. So help a brother, ahh, uhm, i mean a sister out...
Thanks!
Ready to be bad in LA

Perhaps you should take this as a sign that maybe you should try experimenting with the other sex. I would recommend getting a 12' xxxxx to maximize pleasure as well, strap-ons optional. I see many potential candidates from the internet ( this forum ) that would gladly serve for this purpose.

Dr. Mouse

[jahannam]

Dear Dr. Mouse
I have a problem. I hope you have a solution.
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm pretty hot and I guess it's genetic that I'm really good in bed (the last time I made this video with my boyfriend somehow got marketted, so people told me that)
but the problem is... it seems like guys only want THAT from me.
I mean I enjoy sex to the point that I think I'm addicted to it, and I can't say no to it and I know I have a body EVERY guy would have wet dreams about, but I'm bored of guys wanting to go out with me just for that!
I want some emotions involved
how can I achieve that??
please help
(I'll even sleep with you if that's what it takes!)

thank you,
loveless bubblyhottie

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by jahannam Dear Dr. Mouse
I have a problem. I hope you have a solution.
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm pretty hot and I guess it's genetic that I'm really good in bed (the last time I made this video with my boyfriend somehow got marketted, so people told me that)
but the problem is... it seems like guys only want THAT from me.
I mean I enjoy sex to the point that I think I'm addicted to it, and I can't say no to it and I know I have a body EVERY guy would have wet dreams about, but I'm bored of guys wanting to go out with me just for that!
I want some emotions involved
how can I achieve that??
please help
(I'll even sleep with you if that's what it takes!)

thank you,
loveless bubblyhottie

You need to reevaluate who you are dating. If the guys you are dating just want you for the sex and body and theyre you're age, I'd hate to see what else they'd want you for! Have you been looking for mates in the old folks home again? Get yourself a nice 5th grade boy and do as you please with him. Dates will cost less, the sex is better, and the break ups are far easier plus their minds are more impressionable, sort of like when a girl loses her virginity to her "first". They will be yorns. Otherwise you seem to suffer like ckbejug and I have already gave an optioning of trying out your own sex as an alternative.

Dr. Mouse

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Well, if you want my honest answer, simply chop your fingers off.

Dr. Mouse

after chopping my fingers I started to type with my toe fingers, its not working....................plz dont tell me to chop these too, its impossible.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Dr. Mouse,

I have a forum addiction and I can't seem to stop eating Oxiclean while jerking off to 80s porn. My penis is literally clogged now and I've lost all feeling in my right hand. What can I do?

[sSsflamesSs]

As the great mouse would say, "chop off your hands".

[SexyAries]

Dear Dr. Mouse
I have a big problem i cant stop dating guys i want a new guy every day its sick i tell u i cant stop. i just cant get enough. i tried girls but not too many girls are into the bi-sexual xxxx. what to do?

Confused

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by SexyAries Dear Dr. Mouse
I have a big problem i cant stop dating guys i want a new guy every day its sick i tell u i cant stop. i just cant get enough. i tried girls but not too many girls are into the bi-sexual xxxx. what to do?

Confused

Perhaps you shouldn't try to combat it, instead flow with it. I suggest you make a personal porno flick of you and a couple of girls, and mail me a copy so that I can properly view the behavior at play and make a better assessment.

Dr. Mouse