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  • I Need Women to Test My Orgasm Machine

    Look they gave the credit to someone else. How unethical. I spent years patenting this and now some stupid yokel gets it.

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    Women Needed to Test
    Orgasm Machine
    11-28-3

    LONDON (Reuters) - Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

    No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

    "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

    But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

    Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

    The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

    "She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device," said Meloy.

    He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

    When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

    "You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that," he quoted her as saying.

    The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient's orgasm button.

    Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film "Sleeper," Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

    The women in the trial described it as "really excellent foreplay."

    Although some medical experts are skeptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

    A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

    "I don't see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants," Meloy told the magazine.


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    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    now, does this machine hold you afterwards?

    seriously, if it doesn't then I'll stick to the orgasm machine otherwise known as a man......
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #3
      I think anon's forum name should be Orgasmatron..LOL U guys, I dunno about u, but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When will this xxxx end? Of course a vibrator can give u the same results. Why the hell are u sticking electrodes into ur spine for an orgasm..IF UR MAN IS NOT DOING THE JOB, THROW HIS ASS TO THE CURB.................................uhhhhhhhhhhh hhuh... ::snap snap::
      PS: have u guys heard of "The Butterfly"? Well girls, if u haven't, PLEASE GO OUT AND GET ONE! It was featured on Howard Stern a while back. Yummy ORGASM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • #4
        Please try my machine for non stop orgasms any nanosecond of the day.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by violette829 I think anon's forum name should be Orgasmatron..LOL U guys, I dunno about u, but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When will this xxxx end? Of course a vibrator can give u the same results. Why the hell are u sticking electrodes into ur spine for an orgasm..IF UR MAN IS NOT DOING THE JOB, THROW HIS ASS TO THE CURB.................................uhhhhhhhhhhh hhuh... ::snap snap::
          PS: have u guys heard of "The Butterfly"? Well girls, if u haven't, PLEASE GO OUT AND GET ONE! It was featured on Howard Stern a while back. Yummy ORGASM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Violette, what's an orgasm...i umm, i mean "the butterfly"?

          Anyway, from what I hear, a lot of women fake it, so that's going to be quite a collection of men thrown to the curb if they act on it, hehehe. This orgasmatron will put the men out of business, hahaha.

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          • #6
            Well I'm glad you asked...at least someone cares..lol Ok:
            The butterfly is a G String with a vibrator located right around the area where ur xxxxoris would be. That vibrator is small but it SURE IS POWerFUL............also, the fun thing about it is that it has a remote control activation. So imagine the possibilities. Just give the remote to ur man, and the fun will last for HOURS AND HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u should really think about investing.

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            • #7
              Hahaha, is it patented?

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              • #8
                Unfortunately yes. I thought of that a long ass time ago, then I saw it on that xxxxxxx's show, and I fell in love....YUMMMMM

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                • #9
                  How about we get together and try this out on you?
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    Try? Baby, im promoting the product, I think I've had enough trials (no errors) lol. Unless, you can show me a new way that u can use that remote control to control my orgasms. Like when I'm about to have one, u stop it..........and ooooooooooook im getting a little ahead of myself. Thanks

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