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I Need Women to Test My Orgasm Machine

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  • #11
    Now the question is;

    Why would anyone design such equipment unless
    they are one of those typical Armenian men who do not believe
    in sex after marriage ?

    ... I like the conversation just cause it is ORGASMIC
    however I don't think anyone should make it so obvious that
    they suffer post-coital narcolepsy..

    hehehe (evil grin)



    PS: I'm new around here folks... Hi to all

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    • #12
      Originally posted by NighT HawK Now the question is;

      Why would anyone design such equipment unless
      they are one of those typical Armenian men who do not believe
      in sex after marriage ?

      ... I like the conversation just cause it is ORGASMIC
      however I don't think anyone should make it so obvious that
      they suffer post-coital narcolepsy..

      hehehe (evil grin)



      PS: I'm new around here folks... Hi to all
      I thought it was no sex before marriage?

      Noobie don't try too hard to be liked. It comes with time, and a post count.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by violette829 I think anon's forum name should be Orgasmatron..LOL U guys, I dunno about u, but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When will this xxxx end? Of course a vibrator can give u the same results. Why the hell are u sticking electrodes into ur spine for an orgasm..IF UR MAN IS NOT DOING THE JOB, THROW HIS ASS TO THE CURB.................................uhhhhhhhhhhh hhuh... ::snap snap::
        PS: have u guys heard of "The Butterfly"? Well girls, if u haven't, PLEASE GO OUT AND GET ONE! It was featured on Howard Stern a while back. Yummy ORGASM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        ive tried, been there done that, anything you imagine...still no orgasm. so id have to say no, vibrators dont work for anyone. ive actually never even had the big 0, im 19 n im tired of waiting lol its not my man, n the vibrator doesnt work...i guess its just me lol

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        • #14
          Maybe you should try a horse. I hear they work wonders for women who have never had the big O.

          I don't blame ya, I haven't had the Big O either. I mean it's just too far from where I live.

          Achkerov kute.

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          • #15
            Originally posted by Anonymouse I thought it was no sex before marriage?

            Noobie don't try too hard to be liked. It comes with time, and a post count.
            That went waaaaaaaaaaay over your head...didn't it ?
            Never mind

            Don't flatter yourself amigo..
            I only stated my opinion, if you don't like it that is your problem not mine..

            Thanks for the warm welcome anyways...

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            • #16
              You show great potential noobie. Au contraire you're welcome.

              You posses great skill and quality with your posts, as opposed to the latest influx of no name noobs, you've capitalized the first letter of your name.

              Looking forward to more of your posts.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #17
                AND HE POSTS IN SENTENCES! HE BEGS TO DIFFER FROM THE RUN-ON ADDICT MORONS!

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                • #18
                  Indeed.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by NighT HawK Now the question is;

                    Why would anyone design such equipment unless
                    they are one of those typical Armenian men who do not believe
                    in sex after marriage ?

                    ... I like the conversation just cause it is ORGASMIC
                    however I don't think anyone should make it so obvious that
                    they suffer post-coital narcolepsy..

                    hehehe (evil grin)



                    PS: I'm new around here folks... Hi to all

                    Hello hello hello. I am here to give you a warm welcome....



                    (doesn't that fire look so inviting?)
                    so welcome to our little forum. =)

                    p.s. good one about Armenian men and no sex after marriage. hehehe. I think i'd have to leave a guy if I found out after marrying him that he dislikes to have sex (guys like this actually exist!).... yes, definitely do research on such things BEFORE you marry someone.
                    Last edited by ckBejug; 11-30-2003, 10:39 AM.
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                    • #20
                      I havn't tried the G-string vibrator but i've tried vibrators, the good thing about vibrators is that you control it and obviously a girl knows where to hit it so she''ll fulfill herself. i've discovered you can get that same orgasim from having sex with a guy doggy style or by doing 69, the important thing to remember is that in those positions your not looking directly at him, makes the sex better. Also if you just teach your partner, like tell him how to do it where to hit, how hard and if you try new things you can get a better orgasim. I've had alot of trouble getting the big O but after a lot of experience thats what i learned. Oh and watching porn while xxxxing makes it better too!!!

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