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  • Anonymouse's New Forum Policy!

    Very rarely do I take it upon my shoulders to try to help up a forum that is relatively self sufficient with the occasional yet helpful input coming from our friendly Administrator. This is one of those rare moments.

    There has been a insurgence of new members to the forum. Their relative lifespan is short, with only a few lucky, brave souls daring to venture to triple or quadruple digits concerning the post count. And this thousand post path is the roughest of them all. Frequently the veterans scold, insult, or otherwise degrade these forum warriors as they attempt to run the gauntlet to freedom. Occasionally, these new members are retards, and they deserve to be placed in the guillotine of humiliation or put on the banning rack for all to see. However, I believe most could climb from forum ignorance to a future on here that would be very beneficial to us. They didn't know that we've discussed Billy Mays, Tampons, chat room style foruming, politics, etc. They don't know which forums are for posting about amputee sex and which one's are for amputee jokes and which ones for amputee politics. Well, I say we do not kick these poor, poor people to the curb.

    Instead, we should institute the buddy system. The veterens from here on out will be given their very own newbie to have and to hold, to guide and to shape, and to love like their own child. We will show them around, we will introduce them to the other members, we will raise them until they reach the 500, and preferably the 1,000 post mark.

    So with the new forum policy firmly in place, the rest of this thread will be dedicated to pairing the veterans with their respective newbie children. I too am looking for a boy of mine to have on here. I will love you like I love midget porn!

    Anonymouse
    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    I seem to be buddy-less.

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    • #3
      hahahaha ... you realy looooove to control things Daddy..

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      • #4
        am i a newbie?

        if i am, the who isn't one?

        i can only think of you anon.

        and uhm jahannam. baron?
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #5
          what can i say im honored Anon, or should i call you papa now? Guide me.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ckBejug am i a newbie?

            if i am, the who isn't one?

            i can only think of you anon.

            and uhm jahannam. baron?
            Since I am sick of studying, I thought I'd do some research.

            If you click on the members button up there, it shows you who has the most post counts, when members registered, etc, etcccccccc.

            Now, I am only counting those people who have actually been posting recently, there are some people with 0 posts, and some with over 100 but haven't posted in months.

            Oldest to newest would be:
            Anon-01-18-2003
            Flames-03-15-2003
            Spiral-03-25-2003
            Omni-04-05-2003
            Fire-04-24-2003
            Baron-04-28-2003
            Surfer-05-05-2003
            Jahannam-05-13-2003
            Emil-05-17-2003
            Patlajan-05-26-2003
            Gors-07-11-2003
            Tigran-08-05-2003
            Disksoleil-09-12-2003
            CkBejug-09-19-2003
            Anileve-09-24-2003
            Artsakhtsi-10-18-2003

            So after Gors everybody else is a newbie.

            Emil

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            • #7
              hmmmmmmmm. good job Emil.

              So I am up for grabs then? Or do I get to pick who gets to guide me?
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #8
                YEAH!!!!! im not new


                & i made lucky # 5 for the most posts
                Last edited by gorsenvadz; 12-01-2003, 07:19 PM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TigranJamharian what can i say im honored Anon, or should i call you papa now? Guide me.
                  Yes, my son, I will show you the way towards enlightenment. First we begin to correct your foruming tactics. Spell check is also important. Being a little sardonic is not always a bad thing, contrary to what most 'sensitive' people will tell you. You need an avatar and I will provide you with one. You also need a good tagline.

                  Pretty soon we will be on cloud nine and your post count will be 500.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    So i'm like in the 0's huh that sux anyone wanna guide me to forumisity (whatever that means)

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