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Very rarely do I take it upon my shoulders to try to help up a forum that is relatively self sufficient with the occasional yet helpful input coming from our friendly Administrator. This is one of those rare moments.
There has been a insurgence of new members to the forum. Their relative lifespan is short, with only a few lucky, brave souls daring to venture to triple or quadruple digits concerning the post count. And this thousand post path is the roughest of them all. Frequently the veterans scold, insult, or otherwise degrade these forum warriors as they attempt to run the gauntlet to freedom. Occasionally, these new members are retards, and they deserve to be placed in the guillotine of humiliation or put on the banning rack for all to see. However, I believe most could climb from forum ignorance to a future on here that would be very beneficial to us. They didn't know that we've discussed Billy Mays, Tampons, chat room style foruming, politics, etc. They don't know which forums are for posting about amputee sex and which one's are for amputee jokes and which ones for amputee politics. Well, I say we do not kick these poor, poor people to the curb.
Instead, we should institute the buddy system. The veterens from here on out will be given their very own newbie to have and to hold, to guide and to shape, and to love like their own child. We will show them around, we will introduce them to the other members, we will raise them until they reach the 500, and preferably the 1,000 post mark.
So with the new forum policy firmly in place, the rest of this thread will be dedicated to pairing the veterans with their respective newbie children. I too am looking for a boy of mine to have on here. I will love you like I love midget porn!
Anonymouse
There has been a insurgence of new members to the forum. Their relative lifespan is short, with only a few lucky, brave souls daring to venture to triple or quadruple digits concerning the post count. And this thousand post path is the roughest of them all. Frequently the veterans scold, insult, or otherwise degrade these forum warriors as they attempt to run the gauntlet to freedom. Occasionally, these new members are retards, and they deserve to be placed in the guillotine of humiliation or put on the banning rack for all to see. However, I believe most could climb from forum ignorance to a future on here that would be very beneficial to us. They didn't know that we've discussed Billy Mays, Tampons, chat room style foruming, politics, etc. They don't know which forums are for posting about amputee sex and which one's are for amputee jokes and which ones for amputee politics. Well, I say we do not kick these poor, poor people to the curb.
Instead, we should institute the buddy system. The veterens from here on out will be given their very own newbie to have and to hold, to guide and to shape, and to love like their own child. We will show them around, we will introduce them to the other members, we will raise them until they reach the 500, and preferably the 1,000 post mark.
So with the new forum policy firmly in place, the rest of this thread will be dedicated to pairing the veterans with their respective newbie children. I too am looking for a boy of mine to have on here. I will love you like I love midget porn!
Anonymouse
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