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  • Free The Gnomes

    The Situation
    Thousands of Gnomes are enslaved in Gardens across America. For too long we have let our neighbors usurp the rights of these gentle woodland creatures.

    Join my boycott. Organize a picket demonstration. Write to Congress. Free a Gnome.
    Last edited by Anonymouse; 12-13-2003, 02:40 AM.
    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    R.I.P David the Gnome.



    Nickelodeon doesnt make quality shows like David the Gnome and the Little Koala, or even PinWheel anymore. all they have is spongebob squaretrash.
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    • #3
      Did anyone ever see the episode where David got high? I am not lying or trying to be funny. I was only lik 10. I was watching it and David pulls out his pipe and starts to smoke. This was not unusual for the show. But he sits down and starts imagining him and his wife dancing. Then they are dancing on a giant butterfly, then the butterfly's wings catch on fire and David comes crashing back to reality. It was a defining moment in my childhood, for I spent an entire week trying to figure out what happened. I wish some one could find this episode.
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      • #4
        This knome is desperate for a kiss from the mouse...pucker up, mousy.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Anonymouse Did anyone ever see the episode where David got high? I am not lying or trying to be funny. I was only lik 10. I was watching it and David pulls out his pipe and starts to smoke. This was not unusual for the show. But he sits down and starts imagining him and his wife dancing. Then they are dancing on a giant butterfly, then the butterfly's wings catch on fire and David comes crashing back to reality. It was a defining moment in my childhood, for I spent an entire week trying to figure out what happened. I wish some one could find this episode.
          Is that what inspired your utmost respect for weed?

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          • #6
            Here I am trying to take on a noble cause and there you are putting a dagger in my heart with tainting my mission. This is no time for jokes. Please help, contribute, or be cast out. If you happen to come across a Gnome owner immedialtely steal it and drop this letter in their mailbox.


            Gnome Slave Owner,
            We deplore your treatment of gentle woodland creatures, and your total disregard for the basic principles of liberty.

            Your moral bankruptcy is evidenced by your acts of wanton recklessness and the deliberate use of coercive force and terror tactics against gentle and innocent creatures.

            It has come to our attention that a Gnome is being held captive in your garden. We do not, as a rule, negotiate with terrorists, however, we request that he be released immediately. Already your actions have prompted copycat offenses, which we have witnessed, including the deplorable use of a Gnome as a hood ornament.

            We understand that you probably were not responsible for the innocent Gnome's original capture but rather purchased him from a Gnome slave trafficker like a garden center or craft show. Please understand that we are not holding you responsible for the state of Gnome slavery in America.

            We are, however, asking you to put an end to your involvement. Do the responsible thing; free your Gnome today.

            Although American and Canadian law currently permits you to keep a Gnome in slavery, we believe it to be morally reprehensible. We hope that upon honest reflection, you will agree.

            Stop Oppressuve Gardening. Free the Gnomes.

            Thank you,

            Your Name Here
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            • #7
              Urge Congress and Parliament to Banish Home Depot from America
              Atlanta's Home Depot Corporation is a gardening supply giant operating in nearly every neighborhood in America, supplying gardeners with tools of oppression. Home Depot should be called Home Despot; it supplies the gardeners who enslave Gnomes across America and Canada. Slavery and forcible confinement of Gnomes - all are fueled by Home Depot's presence. You can make the government act. Write to your congressman and MP, urging congress and parliament to banish Home Depot from North America


              I did not copy this from





              Here I am taking up the cause for gnomes and some splinter group with the exact same content with an established site blatantly plagarizes my Free the Gnomes campiagn.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Is that what inspired your utmost respect for weed?
                It's true I tells ya. You didn't watch David the Knome, thus you wouldn't know. David did smoke from a long pipe. Now where are those crusaders of morality that would say "This show encourages kids to smoke"?
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                • #9
                  didnt marceles have a knome on big brother?

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                  • #10
                    I am highly insulted, the proper word for my little brothers is "GNOMES" not "KNOMES" who the hell is responsible for corrupting such a noble word? Step forward so that I can make an example of what a "bad" person is like!

                    Tfu on you! Tfu I say! Go sit in the corner and play with the invisible Jean Pierre!

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