Free The Gnomes

[Anonymouse]

I am opposed to you mostly... not so much the gnomes. But I will round them up and lock them up to piss you off.

The Gnome Liberation Movement doesn't tolerate that. They have recently gotten support from powerful lobby groups like Jews and Blacks in an effort to enact Civil Rights Legislation that will insure all Gnomes equal access to all gardens at all times, because Gnomes have historically served as the advisors to many gardners. Take a look...

[Anonymouse]

http://www.barganews.com/gnomes/

I think this is just strange.

Told ya it was a big worldwide movement. But noooooooo. No one believed me. Now look.

[Siggie]

Gnomes are EVIL! They're teamed up with plastic surgeons to screw shallow people out of their money!

[Anonymouse]

Gnomes are GOOD! They have historically been at the forefront of cultural revolution, and bringing new styles of music, as this little Gnome did when he invented the flute!



Here you can see Gnomes working for Parks and Recreation cleaning leaves and stuff and driving out Mexicans out of the labor market.



They also engage in fishing, and selling them on the market, thereby stimulating the economy.



How can you NOT like Gnomes?

[Inna]

I thought my instructor said that's a really good movie???
father's gnome? lol

It is one of my favorite movies...It really is good...its just that all this talk about gnomes reminded me of one part of the movie in particular when Amelie kidnaps her fathers gnome and makes her father believe that the gnome is traveling around the world, visiting touristic sites without him....anywho...you have to see it to understand it...definetly watch the movie...Its worth it!

[Siggie]

Gnomes are GOOD! They have historically been at the forefront of cultural revolution, and bringing new styles of music, as this little Gnome did when he invented the flute!



Here you can see Gnomes working for Parks and Recreation cleaning leaves and stuff and driving out Mexicans out of the labor market.



They also engage in fishing, and selling them on the market, thereby stimulating the economy.


How can you NOT like Gnomes?

They're pretending to be good for some ulterior motive. I'm skeptical of their "goodness". Perhaps they want everyone to trust them and think them harmelss and benevolent so they can catch us off gaurd and take over the world.

[Thai-Samurai]

Amelie is a good movie I remember what part you're talking about. i also want to recommend a movie I saw when I was but a wee Gnome myself, "A Gnome named Nome." The movie is about a Gnone apparently, and I remember enjoying it.

[Anonymouse]

They're pretending to be good for some ulterior motive. I'm skeptical of their "goodness". Perhaps they want everyone to trust them and think them harmelss and benevolent so they can catch us off gaurd and take over the world.

That is untrue. Here you can see Gnomes gathered together discussing the implications of America's disastrous foreign policy. You know they are very wise, and politicians would do well to listen to these little woodland creatures.

[nunechka]

this thread is becoming a little scary

[omniscient]

You are all forgetting about the Trolls and Goblins the main foes of the Gnomes.