What animal would you be and why?

[anileve]

Just to let you know, Polar bears don't feed on penguins, that is according to my extensive research on penguins.

[Anonymouse]

Look at my mouth, look at how big it is. I can eat ten penguins. This polar bear will be a unique special polar bear that doesn't behave in polar bearian ways.

[anileve]

Your mouth is characteristic of a human rather than a polar bear. And no there are no Peter Pan rules in the world of zoology, polar bears do not eat penguins and that's that!

[Anonymouse]

God dammit when I say I wanna eat a penguin, it means I WANNA EAT A PENGUIN!

[anileve]

Is this some kind of a metaphor? If it is, I am not interested I am sorry.

[Anonymouse]

There are no metaphores danger lady, I'm talkin about being a polar bear so I can eat penguins in essence, my animal is better than yours because it can destroy you.

[whitelotus]

you both have a lot of sexual tension going on between the two of you, screw one another and get over with it already

[whitelotus]

you know you wanna