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  • #31
    Originally posted by ckBejug Hey Lose don't you mean:

    e) I finish watching whichever girl has come over to prepare my meal prepare it and then sit down with the sports page and eat. If the girl hasn't already cleaned it, when my mom comes home, she cleans it up.
    Indeed. I stand corrected.

    Interesting side note: Girl I've never even spoken to comes up to me in class today to ask if she can see a paper I've written, because it's just known that I'm the best writer in the class. So I give her the paper, she starts talking to me later, gives me her apple, and buys me lunch after class. I didn't even have to ask - she just offered to take me out and buy me lunch. The kicker: she's married.

    I rule.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by loseyourname Indeed. I stand corrected.
      Of course, am I ever wrong?



      Hey all have you ever heard an older person say pinch your butt if you say something in a bragging/c0cky/sure of yourself tone of voice in order to ward off the evil eye that might cause things to go awry because you were too self-assured?

      I think Lose that if you subscribed to that superstition, your butt would always be black and blue because you'd be pinching it once every minute, if not more than that.
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #33
        Well, nothing's gone awry yet. Whatever I'm doing, it's working.

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        • #34
          You guys are making this way to complicated. All you need to remember, people, is when in doubt, Windex fixes everything!

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          • #35
            Windex fixes a broken mirror?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Crimson Glow You guys are making this way to complicated. All you need to remember, people, is when in doubt, Windex fixes everything!
              lol. I thought that was for physcial and emotional ailments? hehe


              Lose-- you need to watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding to get that....
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #37
                Windex repaired the DVD I was watching today.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by ckBejug lol. I thought that was for physcial and emotional ailments? hehe
                  Well, that's what I thought, too. But Billy Mays says it fixes a lot more then that!

                  Originally posted by Hogg Windex repaired the DVD I was watching today.
                  SEE WHAT I MEAN?????

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Crimson Glow Well, that's what I thought, too. But Billy Mays says it fixes a lot more then that!
                    Oh noooo. Are you anonymouse in disguise???? He's the only other person who would drop names like Billy Mays!
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                    • #40
                      *Turns around in his chair to face ckBejug all "The Architect" style(from Matrix Reloaded), and using his tone, says..*

                      Please! I'm way funnier then Anon!

                      By the way, did anyone catch the quick reference to Armenians in the fat greek movie?

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