My Scalp Itches

[Anonymouse]

I'm scared. What should I do?

[anileve]

Fast-acting itch reliever combined with skin soothing vitamins E, A & D plus moisturizing aloe. Fresh scent.

Vagisil ett! The best a scalp can get!

* Use it after showering, do not scratch.

[Anonymouse]

Well, I was thinking of shaving my head off but you presented a good alternative. I shall now become a user and abuser of Vagisil and change my alias to Prof. Vagiclean.

[anileve]

I think that is a swell idea Mr. Rodent. I was going to offer you a razor, but after glancing upon your well-shined, hairless head (the top one that is), I've realized that the idea would be useless.

[Anonymouse]

Nay! For it is never useless to shave off your scalp. It is healthy once in a lifetime you know.

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

I can do u a huge favor by scratching ur scalp if ur still interested!

[Emil]

Use Nads! You can eat it also.

http://www.nads.com/flash.htm

[Crimson Glow]

Re: My Scalp Itches

Originally posted by Anonymouse I'm scared. What should I do?

If they're still making Head & Shoulders, you're in luck!

[patlajan]

Re: My Scalp Itches

Originally posted by Anonymouse I'm scared. What should I do?

Maybe your mousy coat has lice. Are you observing any tiny bug like creatures?

[violette829]

Don't they have those special flea collars for mice? I mean, if they make it for chihuahuas, I'm sure you can find one in your size!!