Forum's funniest posts

[clubbin714]

I am lucky to be on a forum with so many posters who have elite level IQs, super model good looks and stand up level comedic skills. But the moderators especially impress me. Everything they type gives me a chuckle or gets me to think. What would we do with out them.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname PASAMONSTER, when told that no one would want to meet him:

Hahaha, I LOVE that one!

[xBaron Dants]

Violette said:

I think that men would gather in groups of 20-30, sit in the grass, and have huge masterbation parties. That is, of course, when they find out about hormones and the idea of orgasm. Also, they would just burp and fart all day long, while cussing at eachother. Then, if one guy stared at another guy for more than 3 seconds, he would be cast out of the group for being gay. LMAO Then, some guy would notice a tree trunk, in the shape of an hour-glass, and totally fall in love with it. Then, word would get around that there is an amazing tree trunk in the forest. All the men would gather around the tree, singing songs about tree, and rolling aroung in the grass, chanting "Oh Tree Trunk, We Love You"...But, none of them would know why they are so fascinated by this tree. They would build a shrine around the tree and when all the men were sleeping, there would always be that one "outlaw" who would sneak up from the sea of men lying on the grass, and hug the tree all night. Then, the rest of the men would get up, see the outlaw stuck to the tree, and cut off his toes, one by one. Then they would feed his own toes to him. Then they would drag him by his penis, because that's how they would transport eachother, to the lake where they would set fire to him, and let him drown in the lake.

I have noooo idea about what the hell she's talking about, but starting from the tree trunk part, I found it hysterical.

She also had said something else about how clever Twinz was for using a "z" instead of an "s", yet I can't find it.

[antihippy]

In spiral's de ja vu thread:

Originally posted by dusken Did you not make this thread already?

She didn't seem to get it.

In the insult thread, directed at patlajan:

Originally posted by loseyourname You're as derivative as Milli Vanilli and the Goo Goo Dolls locked in a battle to see who can be more derivative. You're an insult to Isaac Newton, the inventor of derivatives.

Also in the insult thread, directed at Fadix:

Originally posted by loseyourname I assume you eat idiot-flakes for breakfast.

I don't know why, but I found that really funny.

In the forum meeting thread, directed at sSsflamesSs:

Originally posted by loseyourname I may be a tad bit on the lean side, but you have the physique of an ironing board.

[anileve]

My favorite this year iiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss...


Inna's responce to Anonymouses: Too bad for you. You're worthless.
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I bet your not even worth a dollar..oh wait..you just might be worth 2dollars since you seem to keep yourself clean with all those toliet threads you create

That was soooo great! Sorry Arman, have to give it to the lady, that was darn creative..

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Aaaaaaaaaand Anonymouses responce to loser:

Ahh the "lover not a fighter" attempts to make an insult. The only insult is to the girl who you would attempt to "charm". Your "charm" would have the effect of a mosquito bite on the left ass cheek of a god damn beaver.

That made my earlobes bend the other way.

[anileve]

This is another one.

Originally posted by dusken I would post a more accurate picture of a party Arvestaked style, but the prudes of the forum would not have it.

To which Anonymouse responds with

Do your parties include dressing up in dark black pants, barefoot where everyone's toe is visible, and topless, with pierced nipples and everyones nipples connected with a chain link, as you drink donkey blood and engage in Satanic discussions about Satans satanic Satanism, while in a room where your paintings of squares are hanging from the walls?

BAM!

[patlajan]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Each year, 10 artists die because they are angry at the world for not appreciating how uniquely satanic and weird they are.