Forum's funniest posts

[violette829]

Originally posted by clubbin714 I have yet to see anyone post anything funny here.

[loseyourname]

jahannam to fire:

The only difference between you and a bucket of sh*t is the bucket.

[Emil]

Baron to jahannam:

Originally posted by Baron Dants
And I'm not really looking for you to melt either.......plenty of better fish in the sea. oo, ouch! sorry sorry, just kidding.

[dusken]

Originally posted by dusken I am a comic genius.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Dusken and Loser aren't worth the fart from a fleas ass.

[loseyourname]

Dan's new sig line: "There's no business like Shoah business." Jews are so beautifully depraved; gotta love 'em. I think my next girlfriend will be Jewish.

[Darorinag]

Originally posted by loseyourname Dan's new sig line: "There's no business like Shoah business." Jews are so beautifully depraved; gotta love 'em. I think my next girlfriend will be Jewish.

That was said by a Jew. Figures.

"Dan pondered if now was a good time to tell the guys that he 'swung the other way'."

which thread was that in???

[loseyourname]

All right, every other post by Hogg just cracks me up. Like this:

Girls with their tongues pierced are just begging for some baby batter.

And this:

I'm sure everyone has a different definition of "true love" and their belief in it is based on the definition. For me, true love would be having a girl to rest my head on while I slept in my marketing class. (I seriously thought about this in class today)

[loseyourname]

And this, in response to sleuth's question "Where would men be today if it wasn't for women?"

I'd be in the same place I've been the last 3 years, my room.

[loseyourname]

PASAMONSTER, when told that no one would want to meet him:

I never threated to kill mutulate or dismember all of you. Not all of you.