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  • #1

    Forum's funniest posts

    Alrighty, post your favorite posts.

    This one's by sexaries
    THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL TIME:

    "Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids" alll the time the poor rabbit got his hands on the cereal and just as he was about to eat it..........."Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids" WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    JUST GIVE HIM THE CEREAL DAMN IT.

    And the lovely jahannam_
    person most worthy of my ignorance lately
    SPIRAL

    tenk u tenk u
    Anonymouse_

    To all the "gentle" men. So you wanna meet chicks huh? Well, let the mild mannered anonymouse tampon salesman be your guide.

    Buy the largest condom you can find and put it in your right pocket. Take about 50 one dollar bills and wrap them in a hundred dollar bill; also put that in your right pocket. Buy two cell phones, put one in each pocket.

    Go find yourself some hot chicks and discretely position yourself in front of them. With your left hand you're going to hit the speed dial button to call up the phone in the right pocket. Reach into your pocket and pull out the phone, but be sure to "accidently" drop the remaining contents of that pocket. Act surprised, and put your huge condom and wad of money back in your pocket making sure the hot chicks saw you. Now start your pretend conversation about anything and everything that would impress a girl. Make sure to include a reason why you live in a run down apartment and drive a xxxxty car. For example, say "Yeah Bob, well you can go ahead and use my private jet for the weekend, and I'll meet you next week. Ok. Ok. Yeah Bob. Well you're a lucky man to have a wife and kids to come home to, I know I've been lonely lately. What's that Bob? Well yeah, of course the rental car here is junk, and you'd think that they'd put me, the head of our corporation, into a better apartment than this, huh? Ok Bob, I'll see you soon."

    Do that and I guarantee success within a lifetime.
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    Waaay too many to choose from, which is why I keep coming back.

    This one was funny at the time...

    Originally posted by Anonymouse Shut up you turd tossing tard.




    Pssst, by the way, the flamers forum isn't really gone, just hidden, hehehe.

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    • #3
      Pssst, by the way, the flamers forum isn't really gone, just hidden, hehehe.

      haha, amazing what you can find in forum history land...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by spiral haha, amazing what you can find in forum history land...
        Yea, you can't access it unless you search for specific posts. Hence, it's really hidden. Imagine that!

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        • #5
          Pssst, by the way, the flamers forum isn't really gone, just hidden, hehehe.
          Indeed

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          • #6
            Posted by patlajoke:

            This Jenny person caused so much unrest.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              This is all true. But I would like to add that I hate you both.
              by arvy

              omg he is sooooo colourfullllllllllll

              **grabs arvy's biceps**

              and also anons' patlajoke.... hilarious (patlaC0CK)
              I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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              • #8
                There are sooooooooooo many! Everyone is quite funny here, and often on daily basis. But here are some of the latest ones I find funny.


                Originally posted by Anonymouse We are back to the numbers. It is claimed 6 million Jews died, the holy Kabbalistic number 6, along with the 6 pointed Star of David and the six letter word Israel.
                To which Seapahn answers:

                Don't forget the $6 burger, the 6 geese a-laying on the 6th day of xmas, and the whole mystery surrounding whether or not there will be a Rocky 6.
                Seapahn responding to Dan:

                Do you simply just see race everywhere? Like do you classify the brand of breakfast cereal you don't like as "jewrial"?
                Patlajan:



                "Dan pondered if now was a good time to tell the guys that he 'swung the other way'."


                "Chidren laugh at the anonyjerk that knows everything."
                Originally posted by Anonymouse Anyway, I'm the true Rabbi, copycat eggplants are not.
                to which patlajan responds:

                Rodents run in a circle. So does this thread.
                By Emil:

                Dear Diary,

                I wonder if Dan really rolls his eyes as he does on the forums. I wonder if his eyes will get stuck to the top of his eye socket one day.
                And there are soooooooooo many more!

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                • #9
                  Nimrod to jahannam:

                  Do us a favor. Go where no man has gone before, and by all means, stay there.

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                  • #10
                    I have yet to see anyone post anything funny here.

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