The Idiocy of Mother's/Father's Day

[Anonymouse]

Ask the mouse about that. He knows all the world’s problems and their solutions. If only someone would listen to him. His wisdom transcends our poor pre-programmed understanding. We are not ready for his arrival. THE ONE came too soon…

As opposed to the eggplant who has never contributed anything worth a fickle of intelligence? If you feel an urge to bore me to suicide, at least use more words. There's nothing in that post of cliches that you haven't stated a thousand other times before. I bet you laughed so hard at your banal compilation that you dropped a big, green booger on your keyboard.

[Anonymouse]

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Anon, the government is not forcing this holiday down your throat. It's pretty much at your discretion whether you want to celebrate the Tampon Day or Anarchist Day. So I don't understand the point you are trying to make, we are not hypnotized and we don't need to be awaken. I am sorry to say this but I doubt you would get much of a following in this case. And it's true, if only all of our problems were of this nature....

This isn't about gaining a following, but the fact that you think that makes me see why it is pointless for me to go on with this since you don't understand the basic point of the holiday not making any sense.

[patlajan]

As opposed to the eggplant who has never contributed anything worth a fickle of intelligence? If you feel an urge to bore me to suicide, at least use more words. There's nothing in that post of cliches that you haven't stated a thousand other times before. I bet you laughed so hard at your banal compilation that you dropped a big, green booger on your keyboard.

My apologies oh GREAT ONE. You are so wise. May I be so bold as to point out that "fickle" is an adjective and not a noun. Please use your infinite wisdom and forgive my indiscretion.

[anileve]

I have an idea, why don't you guys take a trip with THIS young beauty, and chill out. Make sure you grab your Speedos with you, she seems to like tiny bikinis.

[Anonymouse]

And now more repetitition. It's either silence or redundancy with the eggplant.

[patlajan]

I have angered you oh GREAT ONE. Please don’t smite me with your giant post count.

[Anonymouse]

One time I hired a eggplant to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the eggplant scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Eggplant. I like to be bbqued. Eak eak."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A EGGPLANT!"

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

but xorovats eggplants are really trustworthy

[sleuth]

Mother's day. Father's day, gradnmother's and garndfather'sday, valentine's day, X-mas day have been created to make money for the big companies. and lots of brainless people believe in those and go and spend money to buy gifts. i buy gifts the rest of 349 days of the year, WHY U PEOPLE NEED SPECIAL DAYS FOR GOD'S SAKE TO BUY PRESENTS. I love my mom and dad and the rest o my familiy, i dont need special day. JESUS!!!

AMEN!!!!

[Ducati]

for mothers day, i plan to stay home and eat cheese all day, thus proving my love for my mother.