Anyone Else Home Tonight?

[xBaron Dants]

I'm definitely home tonight. I have a lot of homework to do and I won't have time to do them on sunday. Yup, it'll be one fine night.

Do you want to join the sombrero party?

[Anonymouse]

And what else is a better place than where they spell 'honor' as 'honour'. Truly, life on earth is no longer worth living, even the mighty beautiful Canada is being polluted by degeneracy. How sad, sad indeed, I say.

[Anonymouse]

You know, this paper that I have to write, makes things feel apocalyptic and all. I mean, in general times are tough. Violence is more than ever before and wars stir on every horizon like in Iraq, and the undead are infiltrating the top echelons of the U.S. govt. People die and suffer every day. We pollute the earth endlessly through our greedy ways not to mention all the natural disasters plague us. There are just so many bad things in life and you can't do a darned thing about it. Well, not anymore!!!!



Manufacturers of Allied Domecq Spirits are pleased to present you Stolichnaya Russian Vodka. Mix freely. Drink responsibly. Indeed I will. Indeed I will.

[xBaron Dants]

And what else is a better place than where they spell 'honor' as 'honour'. Truly, life on earth is no longer worth living, even the mighty beautiful Canada is being polluted by degeneracy. How sad, sad indeed, I say.

Degeneracy in Canada? What makes you say so? Canada can only sink in degeneracy when our army is no longer strong enough to defend our values. And trust me, that's not bound to happen anytime soon.

[xBaron Dants]

In fact, here's our army right now! ALL HAIL THE CANADIAN ARMY!

[SagGal]

Do you want to join the sombrero party?

Sure. I'll bring the dip. Then again, there is homework. hmmm

[xBaron Dants]

Sure. I'll bring the dip. Then again, there is homework. hmmm

Hmmmm...the dip eh? Sure, but we better hide it well. I don't want to make a scene like the time my brother sneaked in some Seven Up.

[SagGal]

I don't want to make a scene like the time my brother sneaked in some Seven Up.

So I guess tequila's out of the question.

[Anonymouse]

I am now opening my second bottle of Stolichnaya Russian Vodka. Every morning I wake up to a world that seems like such a hateful place. And then I found Stolichnaya. My friends said I should consult a doc about whether or not it is right for me. I ignored them.

[Anonymouse]

Stolichnaya is right for me, whether or not it is right for me.