Daily Journal/Diary

[Anonymouse]

Dear Diary, something I just sneezed and my computer restarted. Something very very fishhy is going on here... This is the 5th time this month.

Dear Journal,

Lately I've read about an account of someone sneezing which effectively restarted their computer. I don't believe it.

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Dear Diary,

I do not think that my sneezing actually causes the computer to go off, But coincidently, it has restarted on its own, quite a few times already, right after I have sneezed.

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It also restarts when I turn on the blowdryer, through the plug in my room. That must be due to some electrical connection fuse, shmuze.

[Anonymouse]

Quiet you .

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MY avatar can kick your avatar's ass =)~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dinj minj nstela. vaxetsats.

[Anonymouse]

MY avatar can kick your avatar's ass =)~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dinj minj nstela. vaxetsats.

You keep believing that. Looks can be deceiving.

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true..he does seem a bit psychotic...

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

I am writing to tell you that I have still not yet been to a sex party. This whole sex party topic popped (pun intended) into my head when I saw "Eyes Wide Shut". Anyway, I had not seen this movie, so I thought "Hey what's all this hoopla about Stanley Boobrick and his movies?" so I viewed it. Apparently Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are married and he is like the best doctor and stuff and they are so rich despite the fact that he spends only 20 seconds at work. The remaining 23 hours and 59 minutes of his day are used to think about sex, watch people have sex, and think about watching people have sex.

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Dear Diary,

My computer restarted again, and my ankle hurts.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

The daily news is really daily news, and it's annoying. I am very saddened to bring to attention the drastic decline in any "news" that is exciting. In fact, if you are in possession of all five fingers and are able to operate a television and switch channels, to the local news for example, if you're like me, you'd be shocked. I've been noticing this crappy trend everytime I tune in to the "news". And what is the crap that I find?

Suicide bomber in Middle East blows up fruit stand, 15 killed. President Bush travels to a country that is not currently America. He meets with a person wearing either a robe or a suit and they shake hands. The stock market has gone down but analysts claim it will rise again, possibly sometime before the sun explodes. A criminal has escaped from a local jail. A criminal, who had previously escaped from a local jail, has been caught. Another criminal has escaped from a local jail. Now we go live to Jamie Velasquez Gonzalez reporting live eyewitnesses news. Woman finds snake in toilet. Animal control people are called in and they catch the snake. Interview with woman reveals she was "very frightened" and "did not expect a snake to come out of the toilet."

I really wish everyone in the news would die.