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  • Dear Diary,

    I have to admit that I missed Anons absurdity. I wish he would have accepted the brassier I gave him as a gift. Perhaps then if the girl looked upon his firm and perky buxom, she would have responded in a more inviting manner.

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    • Which reminds me, Meatloafs boobs looked so real in Fight Club. Anon, are yours anything like his?

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      • Dear Journal,

        The above tactic didn't work. To my followers, try something like this:

        Me: "Hey." (looking as if trying to think) "Aren't you in my Physics class?"
        Girl: "No." (depending on how she says "no" is your cue if she likes you or not)
        Me: "Well then, let's say you and I get 'physical'... BAWAHAHAHA!! GET THE DELICIOUS PUN?!?"
        Girl: "Let's go make out!"
        Achkerov kute.

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        • Originally posted by Anonymouse
          Dear Journal,

          This was the following conversation I had with a girl I saw today at the gym.

          Me: "Hello... breasts! You have breasts!"
          Girl: "So do you! Go away!"
          Dear Diary, it is presently 3:30AM. Why am I not asleep?

          Also, I noticed that Anon's posts sometimes remind me of the writings of Eugene Ionesco.

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          • Dear Diary,

            I thought "buxom" was an adjective.

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            • Originally posted by spiral
              Which reminds me, Meatloafs boobs looked so real in Fight Club. Anon, are yours anything like his?
              Mine are better and you wish you can see me in a wet t-shirt.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
                Dear Diary,

                I thought "buxom" was an adjective.
                Dear Diary,

                I thank the flaming wise ass for that correction. As a result of her careful observation I would like to add -ness to "buxom" in order to transform it into a noun. I hope it will be to all of our satisfaction. I'd like to also add, that I shall return the favor in the near future.

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                • Originally posted by anileve
                  Dear Diary,

                  I thank the flaming wise ass for that correction. As a result of her careful observation I would like to add -ness to "buxom" in order to transform it into a noun. I hope it will be to all of our satisfaction. I'd like to also add, that I shall return the favor in the near future.
                  Like I always say - better to be a wise ass (smartass) than a dumbass.

                  Hehehe, why am I scared all of a sudden?

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                  • Dear Journal,

                    I don't know what to do now.
                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • Originally posted by Anonymouse
                      Dear Journal,

                      I don't know what to do now.
                      Wax your man-boobies.

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