Daily Journal/Diary

[anileve]

Dear Diary,

I have to admit that I missed Anons absurdity. I wish he would have accepted the brassier I gave him as a gift. Perhaps then if the girl looked upon his firm and perky buxom, she would have responded in a more inviting manner.

[spiral]

Which reminds me, Meatloafs boobs looked so real in Fight Club. Anon, are yours anything like his?

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

The above tactic didn't work. To my followers, try something like this:

Me: "Hey." (looking as if trying to think) "Aren't you in my Physics class?"
Girl: "No." (depending on how she says "no" is your cue if she likes you or not)
Me: "Well then, let's say you and I get 'physical'... BAWAHAHAHA!! GET THE DELICIOUS PUN?!?"
Girl: "Let's go make out!"

[xBaron Dants]

Dear Journal,

This was the following conversation I had with a girl I saw today at the gym.

Me: "Hello... breasts! You have breasts!"
Girl: "So do you! Go away!"

Dear Diary, it is presently 3:30AM. Why am I not asleep?

Also, I noticed that Anon's posts sometimes remind me of the writings of Eugene Ionesco.

[sSsflamesSs]

Dear Diary,

I thought "buxom" was an adjective.

[Anonymouse]

Which reminds me, Meatloafs boobs looked so real in Fight Club. Anon, are yours anything like his?

Mine are better and you wish you can see me in a wet t-shirt.

[anileve]

Dear Diary,

I thought "buxom" was an adjective.

Dear Diary,

I thank the flaming wise ass for that correction. As a result of her careful observation I would like to add -ness to "buxom" in order to transform it into a noun. I hope it will be to all of our satisfaction. I'd like to also add, that I shall return the favor in the near future.

[sSsflamesSs]

Dear Diary,

I thank the flaming wise ass for that correction. As a result of her careful observation I would like to add -ness to "buxom" in order to transform it into a noun. I hope it will be to all of our satisfaction. I'd like to also add, that I shall return the favor in the near future.

Like I always say - better to be a wise ass (smartass) than a dumbass.

Hehehe, why am I scared all of a sudden?

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

I don't know what to do now.

[sSsflamesSs]

Dear Journal,

I don't know what to do now.

Wax your man-boobies.