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  • #441
    Dear Diary,

    I am going to keeeeeeeeeeeel you all! I told you, observe the "Dear Diary" form! No chit chatting, vay astvats!

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    • #442
      Dear Diary,
      Today was a boring, yet tiring day for me. Did a lot, but it was boooring. Now I'll just go to bed. Yup. I'm off to my comphy bed. Goodnight and goodnight everyone at the forum.
      ZZZZZZ
      I see...

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      • #443
        Dear Diary,

        I went to the most boring Armenian wedding in my life today. I thought that day would never come (kinda like hell freezing over), but it did.

        *Mental note* Know who the entertainment is before going.

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        • #444
          Dear Diary,

          During my lunch break at work today, I watched part of a documentary on street boys in Turkey, who make a living out of buying and selling pigeons, shining shoes, yevayln. These boys were so poghotsayin that it pissed me off. However, at one point, the woman who was filming the doc asked them about their dreams in life. One said that he wanted to be a futbol star, the other said that he'd also like that, and the third one, who I think was the youngest at about 11 years old said "I have no dreams anymore, they have all disappeared". It really got to me, that a kid that young had already come to that conclusion...

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          • #445
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            is it just me? or do other girls think this when they see a hot cop!! "oh, arrest me officer!" ayyyy ayyyy ayyyyy....it's been a crazy week!

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            • #446
              Dear Diary,

              While I am persistently refusing to complete my paper a very fat, lazy and premature fly made its way into my room and started circling around my desk lamp. The buzzing noise was quite annoying. Too lazy to take my slipper and slam it with my might I looked for another handy item to terminate her annoyingness. Apparently my furniture polish was residing on my desk. I sprayed it a couple of times, but the fly managed to get away, and merely wiped her butt. My last attempt was successful, it did a bit of a breakdance on its back in a foam of the polish and stopped with it's legs facing the sky. I am to guess that it went to fly-Heaven. I am a murderer, will I be punished? Is this a beginning of my bad karma? I mean all it wanted to do is happily dance around the light, and I was merciless and cruel. I bet its family will curse me eternally.

              I kindly ask chanji family to forgive me. Thank you.

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              • #447
                Originally posted by anileve
                Dear Diary,

                While I am persistently refusing to complete my paper a very fat, lazy and premature fly made its way into my room and started circling around my desk lamp. The buzzing noise was quite annoying. Too lazy to take my slipper and slam it with my might I looked for another handy item to terminate her annoyingness. Apparently my furniture polish was residing on my desk. I sprayed it a couple of times, but the fly managed to get away, and merely wiped her butt. My last attempt was successful, it did a bit of a breakdance on its back in a foam of the polish and stopped with it's legs facing the sky. I am to guess that it went to fly-Heaven. I am a murderer, will I be punished? Is this a beginning of my bad karma? I mean all it wanted to do is happily dance around the light, and I was merciless and cruel. I bet its family will curse me eternally.

                I kindly ask chanji family to forgive me. Thank you.
                AHAHAHAHA!!! I've found two very effective ways of killing flies that want to die (yes, they want to die, or else they'd shut the hell up with their wings - don't they know anything about being inconspicuous?).

                1. Take a flat object, such as a hard-cover book, and smack the fly midair. Oogheghi cncum kstana. You can get rather creative here as to how to finish it off. I usually pick up the half-squirming fly with a napkin, and toss it in the toilet. I let it swim around for a few seconds, before flushing. Yes, I'm a cold-blooded serial fly killer.

                2. Suck the damn thing with the vacuum cleaner. My tiny portable vac comes in very handy for this task.

                I can't stand it when the fly repeatedly runs into the full sized mirror in my room and makes this annoying thud sound (it's the door to my closet). What a dumbass.
                Last edited by sSsflamesSs; 05-23-2004, 10:00 PM.

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                • #448
                  Dear Journal,

                  I just about had a heart attack. A 1-inch long spider said hello to me, upon which it was greeted by my slipper and powerful squashing skills.

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                  • #449
                    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
                    Dear Journal,

                    I just about had a heart attack. A 1-inch long spider said hello to me, upon which it was greeted by my slipper and powerful squashing skills.
                    You know what I do to creepy crawlies? I take a piece of tape and stick them to the surface. I have a few spiders taped to my walls because I didn't want to make a mess by squishing them. Eventually, they die and you just peel off the tape and throw it in the trash.

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                    • #450
                      Dear Diary,

                      I'd like to express my gratitude for keeping Anna as my company tonight. We've gone through so much tonight. Our bravery in fighting domestic beasts, our mutual appreciation for sinful foods and her ability to pop my veins with that dynamic humor of hers. I also would like to thank my cigarettes which are keeping me from biting my nails or anything else, due to my terrible procrastination.

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