Daily Journal/Diary

[ckBejug]

Dear diary,
I actually drove to work doing 110 this morning. I didn't even know my car went up that high. So much for not speeding anymore! I was so good, early to work at 5:36 am. Only to find I left my keys next to the fridge at home. grr. I couldn't get into the building and had to freeze my butt of for 25 minutes before the security guys came and let me in. At least I got in by 6:01. Late by a minute. grr.


p.s. I could never be a teacher. I used to tutor a kid in 5th grade, and as patience isn't really a virtue I happen to possess, I used to want to bang my head into the wall because he was sooooooooooooo BAD. Made me run around after him in circles and catch him before he'd do even a single math problem. Yes, I love kids, and I'm sure I'll be more patient with my own, but usually when I try to teach people anything the first thing that comes to mind is that I will go mad screeching 'why are you soooooooo stuuuuupiiid!?!?!'. Hence, I do not teach.

[anileve]

Originally posted by ckBejug Dear diary,
I actually drove to work doing 110 this morning. I didn't even know my car went up that high. So much for not speeding anymore! I was so good, early to work at 5:36 am. Only to find I left my keys next to the fridge at home. grr. I couldn't get into the building and had to freeze my butt of for 25 minutes before the security guys came and let me in. At least I got in by 6:01. Late by a minute. grr.


p.s. I could never be a teacher. I used to tutor a kid in 5th grade, and as patience isn't really a virtue I happen to possess, I used to want to bang my head into the wall because he was sooooooooooooo BAD. Made me run around after him in circles and catch him before he'd do even a single math problem. Yes, I love kids and I'm sure I'll be more patient with my own, but usually when I try to teach people anything the first thng that comes to mind is that I will go mad screeching 'why are you soooooooo stuuuuupiiid!?!?!'. Hence, I do not teach.

Freeze your butt off dear??? Haaaa, you don't know the meaning of freeze, you Californian! Try spending a winter in NYC or better yet in Armenia.

lol about kids, I share your pain. My last babysitting experience was with a child of Lucifer, at the age of 5 he already learned how to be the most conniving little man. Once when I tried to make him eat normal dinner that his mother prepared. When I tried to take away his "artificially colored and flavored" cereal (not any different than eating crayons), he looked at me with a devilish smile and right before my eyes starting running around the apartment and intentionally spilling entire cereal on the floor. I've spent 1 hour cleaning and cursing under my breath, if it was in Armenia he would have spend 3 hours standing in the corner, but by the American standards "it might damage his self esteem" so it's a no no.

[Inna]

awww..i love kids...their lot better then teenagers i think...i used to babysit the kids in my neighborhood all the time...it was tough though..they were all boys....it wasnt that they acted bad...they just had too much energy that i could barely keep up with them..the only girl i ever babysitted, was so calm..all she wanted to do is play with her barbies..while the boys wanted to run around the house 50 times, play basketball, eat..run..
b-ball..eat..run..b-ball..then finally it was time for bed...but it was still fun..my little brother still keeps me active making me play
b-ball and baseball with him...hehehe makes me feel like a kid again

[anileve]

Well my kids will have to march in line. They will wear black or dark blue uniforms, so that stains on them won’t be so evident. They shall respond to a whistle and refer to their parents as Sir and Madame. They will have to eat all of their vegetables or stay at the table until their finish. They’ll have a reading hour every day and watch no TV. They will only engage in conversations with adults if allowed. They must do their own laundry and cook for themselves. Gosh I would make a really great Father someday.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Diary,

Anileve seems scary

Today I woke up with drool all over my pillow and proceeded to sleep walk my way to the restroom. Upon arrival I immediately stared at my sleepy self in the mirror with my eyebrows messed up, drool all over my mouth, and cheeks swollen, all in all I was diggin myself in the mirror while wearing my black and red checkered pajamas that only Walter Mathau would be wearing. Then I got down to business. After doing my restroom gymnastics it was time for me to make use of the toilet. Well, use I did, but only after did I realize we are short on the Charmin two-ply.

[anileve]

Sort of like these? By the way you might want to consider purchasing a lovely bow as your night head gear as well.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by anileve Sort of like these? By the way you might want to consider purchasing a lovely bow as your night head gear as well.

Bingo! I see Minnie stole my style too! What can I say, I am one stylin' mouse.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by anileve Sort of like these? By the way you might want to consider purchasing a lovely bow as your night head gear as well.

Is it me, or is Minnie striking a 'slap that @$$' kindof pose? Go Minnie!

[jahannam]

today I decided jogging right before it started raining

yes so basically, I was soaking wet by the time I ran back to my car.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Diary,

Today I heard some thrilling news from jahannam that she was under the rain! I thought that's great. I'm glad you were under the rain.