Daily Journal/Diary

[sSsflamesSs]

Eve jan, beegoodzee petka?

PS Where's the evil laugh, huh lady? You know, the powerlicious MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

Even I admit that I do not have photoshop skills but that was just silly, but then again, that is what you get from a contradiction like Dan, homosexual, and a Nazi-lover at the same time.

[gevo]

Dear Diary.. why the hgell did i come to work 4 hours early today?.. oh i know.. As im walking in the door i check my voicemail and by the time i get to the back room where the manager is, i get his voicemail that he wants me in 4 hours later.. lol.. oh well. im still here.. maybe i should go home?

[ckBejug]

Ck, I told you that Go-Go dancing is not that bad.

I particularly love the boots, but damn I don't understand why they make me wear a lab coat over my clothes! You can't even see my red hot pants shorts underneath the coat!

[anileve]

Dear Diary,

That was the most pathetic example of photoshopping I have seen in a long time. Totally lacks professionalism.

Perhaps you can do a better job? I would really like to look the part if possible, if you have time....

Flames: Begudzi shata petk, buyts pokriknerits, mazeres etkan yerkar chen...der and just for you my darling...MUaaaaHAAAAhaaaaHAAAA

Anon: Perhaps you can improve the quality of the portrait, and the inscription can be improved as well. Everyone thanks for your input, I'll think of you when I am viciously deleting your posts and restricting your freedom of speech!!!

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal

I had a few ideas of a game show I'd waste millions of dollars on if I had the chance.

My game show would consist of a large, football size human maze. At the four corners, there would be one midget, trained and skilled in the art of Lassoing. They would each be riding an ostrich, equipped with a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a lasso. At the center of the maze is 4 people. Wether the 4 people are mildly retarded, or just plain out of the special needs class, doesn't matter, but it would greatly increase the chance of me laughing. The mission for the poor 4 people inside the center is to escape the maze without being lassoed. If they are lassoed, they are dragged back to the center by the midget and the ostrich and they have to try again. There is only 15 minutes to escape. I can't really think of a host for the show, but it's got to be someone like that guy Louie Anderson. It would have a theme song like American Gladiators, but any time they would show the midgets on the ostriches, it would play Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries." I know my show would keep me laughing till my ass fell off.

[patlajan]

Perhaps you can do a better job? I would really like to look the part if possible, if you have time....

What are you interested in looking like? I'm sure I can come up with something before the end of the week.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

Would someone photoshop a picture of Dan hugging a black person or something?

[patlajan]

Dear Journal,

Would someone photoshop a picture of Dan hugging a black person or something?

Dear journal,

Would someone prvide me with a picture of Dan or something.

[Anonymouse]

It's in that "POST YOUR PICTURE" thread, god only knows how deep it is burried in the pages of the forum.