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  • #241
    Originally posted by anileve
    Dear Journal,

    I suggest the two oafs stop professing their love in this thread and move to another one, perhaps "Anonymous vs. Dusken". Otherwise their posts might be murdered by an all powerful authority. Let's proceed with the previous program.

    Dear Journal,
    I feel like a candle in a fart.

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    • #242
      Dear Diary,

      My intuition tells me that dusken is dropping apparent innuendos in my direction by using a fart and a candle metaphors. To me it sounds like he is blown away by me, which is self evident without the need for his vulgar metaphors.

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      • #243
        you guys are soooo cute and hillarious ahhhh here's a big bruin hugggggg ...hellloooo

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        • #244
          Originally posted by anileve
          To me it sounds like he is blown away by me...
          Dear Journal,

          Although I hate her, I will admit that the above response was clever and very funny.

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          • #245
            Dear Journal,

            I think Dusky's got a crush, and I don't think it's on me. Damnit! Why can't he love me as much as he loves Eve? Is it her power? Is it her wonderful sense of humor? Is it her beauty? OOOOOOOOOH DUSKY...I LOVE YOU! Why can't you see that?


            I know it's true
            That I love you
            Dusky it is you..
            Who makes me so blue..
            Could you please love me...
            that way that i love you..

            Dusky is unique
            He shops in a boutique
            And uses real big words
            But he is still a turd....
            But i doooooooooo
            I do love you

            Dusky you're a star
            Here's a candy bar.
            Eat it like I want you..
            To eat me like that too...


            ALRIGHT THAT WAS OUTTA LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT!

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            • #246
              Dear Journal,

              I hate this forum.

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              • #247
                Dear Diary,

                Today I met the biggest assh0le cop in the entire world. His name is Dumsheit Heitmann. ID # 43468. Ok so that's not his real name but he didn't put it on the ticket. That IS his last name though. Here's what happened...

                I was driving on the freeway this morning when traffic started slowing down and my breaks, nice things they are, decided to stop working. Instead of crashing into the car in front of me I swerved into the open lane to the left of me. That happened to be the carpool lane, but I didn't care at the time as preserving my life was a higher priority at the moment. Funny thing, as I jumped the two yellow lines to get into the carpool lane, all the while I could see this cop three cars ahead in the lane I used to occupy. Hazard lights flashing, I tried to make the breaks work again by pushing/pumping down on them as hard I could (what, this doesn't work??) I ended up right next to the cop (I couldn't have been on the carpool lane more than 5 seconds at this point). Relief, right? Because this guy is supposed to HELP me. So rolled down my window to ask him for help off the freeway. Oh he was such a sweet man. This is what he did. He got on the loudspeaker and hollered for me to move to the other side. Thanks dumbsheit, THAT helps me a lot. See, my breaks are going to jump to attention now because you used the loudspeaker! Good thing he made way for me to cross the freeway because at this point I just pulled up my emergency break and rolled across the freeway. He comes up to me and, joy, WRITES ME A TICKET for driving solo in the carpool lane. ARGHHHH! I am sitting there crying because two seconds ago I was about to be toast on the freeway and I show him the red break light that's gone on on the dashboard and that I had my hazard lights on AND had my emergency break pulled as I crossed the freeway and he tells me oh you looked like your breaks were working fine as you crossed and he tells me he can take me to jail to deal with this there. WHAT?!?! I was soo pissed off I swear if he didn't have that gun I would've kicked him in the head. Sheeit! He tells me he can call a tow truck for me. Oh right thanks, so I can pay a ridiculous amount of money when my insurance provides a free towing service anyway? I tell him I'm going to call my own tow truck people and he completely ignores me and proceeds to call a towing service. Hello, jackass are you DEAF? I literally had to stick my head out the window and tell him excuse me but I am calling my own tow truck so if you could please call whoever you just walkie-talkied back and tell them not to bother! Arghhhh. I swear this guy must have been compensating for lack of something with his incredibly sour retarded disposition. I'm willing to bet it's lack of BOTH brains and a big enough d*ck.

                To top it off I spent the better part of the morning on the dang freeway waiting for the tow-truck and then waiting for the Pep Boys people to see what the hell went wrong. Oh, and believe me, I kept invoices and reciepts for everything and when the time comes I'll be contesting that ticket AND filing a nice little complaint against that jackass cop.

                What a stupid day this has been. I even had icing on the cake-- I missed a job interview as I sat there on the side of the freeway relieved not to have crashed into anyone and seething over the stupid cop as I waited for the tow truck.

                Arghhh again.

                Stupid cop. So much for being there to 'Serve and Protect' people. Esh!
                Last edited by ckBejug; 04-29-2004, 04:55 PM.
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #248
                  Indeed, what an esh!!!!!!!

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                  • #249
                    Dear Diary,

                    Cops are there to "serve and protect" my *ss. Ooops, did I forget the comma before "my"?

                    Screw cops.

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                    • #250
                      i can understand your anger and frustration and would have been pisssed as hell but putting his name and id on a public forum...hmmm don't know? there might be some legal ramifications...like him suing you for slander if he somehow happens to find this site ...you can write xxxx about celebs but private citizens have protection...i'm no lawyer or law student...hmmm..if i were you i'd think about that

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