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Linum a chi linum mi hat uglavik eh linum, yev ayd uglavika yes em linum. Ape vopshem es or poghotsum kangnats eyi mi hat tsenter afto antsav. Vopshem, sents kangnats eyi. Es yes em ape. Chusogh ka? Et el im shalvarna. Chusogh ka? Vopsham hima lompkaya.
....1 hour later....
Ape gites vontsa ape yete meka ko hetevits khosuma ape, vopshem eti gyota ape, chusogha ape. Et dra maman latsatsnem. Ape tents tufta gyadek shat kan ape. *takes puff of cigarette*, ape vopshem, es or mi hat chusogh ekav demas ape, dra roj a tenayir ape, mi hat zhazh tvats demq uner ape, vopshem asetsi vor achotas ta, et el chkaratsav ape. toghets pakhav ape. heto ape mi tas hat chusoghner dems ekan, ara menak tenayir menaks hasa vreqnera ape, kunetsi toghetsi ape. Ape hyerin chsirogha gyota ape, sagh es chusogh hyerin petka kunes ape. pizdets. Lav tghek suseq axcheekner en antsnum.
Rabiz Uglavik: "Barev kuro jan, im anuna Chanj a."
Ugly girl: "Excuse me.."
Rabiz Uglavik: Ape kuro jan cha haskatsanq, you valk in my strreet, you dont vant to have goot time?"
Ugly girl: "Yuck"
Rabiz Uglavik: Ape tghek jogum ek sirets ndzi"
....1 hour later....
Ape es inch kunats ora ape, ara ape yes shat tund gyada em, o menak shalvar em haknum. ape yes shat hyeaser gyada em, hasktsar? Vopshem hima etam mi hat piririv anem, heto kgam eli ape.
....1 hour later....
Ape gites vontsa ape yete meka ko hetevits khosuma ape, vopshem eti gyota ape, chusogha ape. Et dra maman latsatsnem. Ape tents tufta gyadek shat kan ape. *takes puff of cigarette*, ape vopshem, es or mi hat chusogh ekav demas ape, dra roj a tenayir ape, mi hat zhazh tvats demq uner ape, vopshem asetsi vor achotas ta, et el chkaratsav ape. toghets pakhav ape. heto ape mi tas hat chusoghner dems ekan, ara menak tenayir menaks hasa vreqnera ape, kunetsi toghetsi ape. Ape hyerin chsirogha gyota ape, sagh es chusogh hyerin petka kunes ape. pizdets. Lav tghek suseq axcheekner en antsnum.
Rabiz Uglavik: "Barev kuro jan, im anuna Chanj a."
Ugly girl: "Excuse me.."
Rabiz Uglavik: Ape kuro jan cha haskatsanq, you valk in my strreet, you dont vant to have goot time?"
Ugly girl: "Yuck"
Rabiz Uglavik: Ape tghek jogum ek sirets ndzi"
....1 hour later....
Ape es inch kunats ora ape, ara ape yes shat tund gyada em, o menak shalvar em haknum. ape yes shat hyeaser gyada em, hasktsar? Vopshem hima etam mi hat piririv anem, heto kgam eli ape.
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