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Mi Lomka Or Mer Bakum

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    Mi Lomka Or Mer Bakum

    Linum a chi linum mi hat uglavik eh linum, yev ayd uglavika yes em linum. Ape vopshem es or poghotsum kangnats eyi mi hat tsenter afto antsav. Vopshem, sents kangnats eyi. Es yes em ape. Chusogh ka? Et el im shalvarna. Chusogh ka? Vopsham hima lompkaya.



    ....1 hour later....

    Ape gites vontsa ape yete meka ko hetevits khosuma ape, vopshem eti gyota ape, chusogha ape. Et dra maman latsatsnem. Ape tents tufta gyadek shat kan ape. *takes puff of cigarette*, ape vopshem, es or mi hat chusogh ekav demas ape, dra roj a tenayir ape, mi hat zhazh tvats demq uner ape, vopshem asetsi vor achotas ta, et el chkaratsav ape. toghets pakhav ape. heto ape mi tas hat chusoghner dems ekan, ara menak tenayir menaks hasa vreqnera ape, kunetsi toghetsi ape. Ape hyerin chsirogha gyota ape, sagh es chusogh hyerin petka kunes ape. pizdets. Lav tghek suseq axcheekner en antsnum.



    Rabiz Uglavik: "Barev kuro jan, im anuna Chanj a."
    Ugly girl: "Excuse me.."
    Rabiz Uglavik: Ape kuro jan cha haskatsanq, you valk in my strreet, you dont vant to have goot time?"
    Ugly girl: "Yuck"
    Rabiz Uglavik: Ape tghek jogum ek sirets ndzi"

    ....1 hour later....

    Ape es inch kunats ora ape, ara ape yes shat tund gyada em, o menak shalvar em haknum. ape yes shat hyeaser gyada em, hasktsar? Vopshem hima etam mi hat piririv anem, heto kgam eli ape.
    Achkerov kute.
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  • #2
    Aren't you supposed to be in Pismo Beach?

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    • #3
      Es or aravot eka ape jan, harts ka?
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        YUXK! Es inch kextot lezuya! Amot chi Arman? :P

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        • #5
          Kuro jan, kneres tsavat tanem, bayts vor sagh or chokats lom em tali el inch anem?
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Gna girk karta, kam voteret makri. Hamozvatsem vor tsovits heto ahagin kextoten, dra hamar lexut mikich urvatsa. Mekel pti asem vor avataret havanumem, tsitsaxes ekav, chishtn asats yes chei patkeratsnum vor uglaviknera tents sexy marmin unen, mekel heraxoset kez ahagin sazumam. De lav, davai.

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            • #7
              Kuro jan tens mets mets khosal im dem duras chi gali, jogum es, yes inknahavan karevor uglavik em
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Uglaviknera "inknahavan" bara chen oktagortsum. Aveli chisht "davolni" koktagortsen. Sents ban. Losum ahagin rabiz unek, pti "etam" yev mi hatel sents koshik hets berem.

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                • #9
                  hahahaha guys i am cracking up....

                  arman ape shat me ferra te che sarvat klines

                  ps:lav rabizeren xosumes
                  I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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                  • #10
                    Arman jan, gizhveles?

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