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  • #11
    Absolute necessity is having my DSL line to forum and look at midget porn and very rarely use the internet for research purposes to further enhance my grade to someday make money, to then continue to have access to DSL to forum and to watch midget porn!
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #12
      All you need is one of these.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by Genuine_Stud
        All you need is one of these.

        My doctors office used to have one of those when I was little. It was the only thing I liked about that place.

        Another one of my favorite toys as a kid...



        The Penguin Roller Coaster. I can't for the life of me remember what the heck fascinated me so. I mean it's a bunch of penguins walking up stairs and then swooshing back down. Seems boring to me now. Ahh well, I suppose my attention span was better equipped to handle such a toy back then.

        This is how it's described on the website I found the pic: "Penguin Roller Coaster is a switch-adapted toy which supports visual tracking, object identification and understanding of cause/effect relationships."

        Ahh yes, that's what I was thinking. Look mommy, I see the cause and effect relationship we find here as well as my cunning visual tracking and object identification abilities. Fascinating!
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Siggie
          Hey! I plan to get this case in the future. They are a bit on the expensive side, but what could be better than a glowing aquarium computer case.

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          • #15
            Originally posted by anileve
            Hey! I plan to get this case in the future. They are a bit on the expensive side, but what could be better than a glowing aquarium computer case.
            What would be better? A human head floating in it.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #16
              Check out this baby! I would love to have one of these belching dudes, seriously. The price is telling me to think again. A spiffy $100 bucks. Weewee!



              "The Robosapien Robot is a full function fast moving robot minion suitable for all your world domination needs! Designed by a NASA scientists, the Robosapien is simple enough for kids and advanced enough for adults. Features include real, multi-speed fast dynamic walking, running and turning; fast, full function arms with two types of grippers; 67 pre-programmed functions including pick-up, throw, kick, sweep, dance, fart, belch, rap, and half a dozen kung-fu moves. Robosapien speaks fluent international "caveman". Programmable "reflexes" to touch, pickup, kicks or sound; and up to 84 program steps, with 4 program modes for advanced operations. No computer required, all functions handled by an ergonomic remote control which runs on regular batteries for over 6 hours. Includes three demonstration modes: Disco dance, Rude behavior, and Kung Fu kata. The Robosapien is like a video game character for the home!"

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              • #17
                OH JESUS!!!!!!!!



                Jesus Beanies took over 4 years to design, manufacture and produce before we felt they would be able to meet your exacting expectations. The design alone required over 7 different iterations, until we felt it looked and felt just right. They're designed to be soft to the touch, quality-sewn for long life, and just plain huggable. And at the request of the children, each Jesus Beanie comes with attached underwear! All clothing items are sewn on to the Jesus Beanie, so no clothing item should ever come unattached or lost (except for the tag which should be removed for younger children). It's our hope that the time and resources we've invested in the Jesus Beanie are enjoyed by you and your family for years to come.
                In early market-testing we found that children respond very positively to the Jesus Beanie, especially in Christian homes where the ways of Jesus and the Bible are taught on a regular basis. The child begins to associate Jesus with comfort, security and love. This is an association we pray they can build upon and grow with. The lesson taught here is that Jesus is we should turn to for love comfort security and guidance, especially in those times when we feel lost or alone.
                Anon, this is your gift for your next birthday. I am crying!

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                • #18
                  OH so this absolute necessity is only for anon????
                  How do you hurt a masochist?
                  -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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                  • #19
                    Fine gevo, I'll order you the Moses not to leave you out of this important necessity list.



                    They're designed to be soft to the touch, quality-sewn for long life, and just plain huggable.Moses' tablets are tiny pillows that are as soft as his beard and yarned hair. And as we've learned from earlier offerings, each Moses Beanie comes with stitched-on underwear!

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