Ridiculous ice breakers

[patlajan]

You know those akward silent moments at social occasions? What are your icebreaker lines? These are some of mine that catch people off guard:

"Hey was that a sock?"
"So tell me have you ever been underwhelmed?"

and for the ladies...

"Nice shoes"

[SagGal]

I just say, "Wow. Everyone is just so quiet." Hey, we're all thinking that. Then ask someone, "What are you thinking about?"

OR

If people are just very very dry, just say, "Excuse me." Then simply walk away.

[Emil]

My name is Gino, I'm in the import/export business.

[Anonymouse]

I say, "The guy who lives in the apartment next door to me is kind of a weirdo", or "Damn, I just got caught eating food off the shelf in the supermarket again today."

[gevo]

on a more serious note.........

"what color are your socks"... some people know this to be more true than others

[patlajan]

My name is Gino, I'm in the import/export business.

Hahaha that was a good one.

[SagGal]

on a more serious note.........

"what color are your socks"... some people know this to be more true than others

oooooooohhhhhhhhh. A lot of things are making sense now.

[angelik22]

how bout what color are ur boxers>? if they arent already visible- jk id never use that,

heres a good one,

ooooo did you guys know that the square root of 65,489 is 255.9081876 ? ?
that always makes people laugh, not cause im funny, but cause they think im retarted... o well as long as the awkward silence is broken....

or ill just start screaming for no erason... ill shuot out some weird word like " anachronism" and ill start singing a song about it... only if im around my friends- otherwise Im too shy to do that sort of thing...

[SagGal]

or ill just start screaming for no erason... ill shuot out some weird word like " anachronism" and ill start singing a song about it...

I am so glad you said, "..only if im around my friends- otherwise Im too shy to do that sort of thing..." otherwise it's a little....uhm, koo koo. hehe

[angelik22]

haha well sagster jan, if u knew me u wouldnt think its weird.... anywhoo... if im around my friends- and people who know me then i dont care- i could care less what they think of me... yea they might think im koo koo.... oh well, at least i know i not being stuck up and just sitting there stareing at the wall not talknig to anyone.