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I Taught I Taw A Fanny Pack!

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  • #11
    Originally posted by Anonymouse
    Yes we can, but for the record, my penis is actually the size of a parking cone, so for condoms I use fanny packs. Be warned!

    Also for the record, I'm on my period, so for tampons I use fanny packs. Be warned as well. Better yet, bring it on.

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    • #12
      It will be one fanny packin party. Get it? HAHAHAHA OMG I PULLED ANOTHER FUNNY!
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #13
        I want you in nothing but your fanny pack. Got it? If you're not fanny-trained and can't handle it, don't bother showin up.

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        • #14
          I am fanny certified fanny packer ( not to be confused with people who are fudge packers ) and I guess youre a fan of fanny packers!
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #15
            You my friend are on the money.

            Now remember boys and girls, you must unwrap the fanny pack carefully from it's packaging so as not to tear it. And now I will demonstrate how to put it on using a water bottle. After unwrapping the fanny pack carefully, you must put your fist inside the fanny pack so that it looks like your fist is wearing a sombrero. Then you could safely put the fanny pack onto the water bottle, leaving just enough space for any splashes. I think that about covers the lesson today. Any questions?

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            • #16
              Very good, and for that lesson here is today's post about the future activity of our club! In the future ( some people plan back packing trips to the woods), but we are going go to fanny packing into the ghetto where minorities live!
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #17
                Anon: You should write short stories. You could write about anything and in some weird way or another people would turn to it for entertainment.

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                • #18
                  I'm sure they would, however, I was serious!
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #19
                    I agree with Inna.

                    You are oddly talented.

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by Anonymouse
                      however, I was serious!
                      I wasn't doubting it. I actually used to think fanny packs were cool when i was a kid, some kids would even bring them to field trips. I had always wanted one, but my parents saw no use for them.

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