I Taught I Taw A Fanny Pack!

[thedebutante]

Yes we can, but for the record, my penis is actually the size of a parking cone, so for condoms I use fanny packs. Be warned!

Also for the record, I'm on my period, so for tampons I use fanny packs. Be warned as well. Better yet, bring it on.

[Anonymouse]

It will be one fanny packin party. Get it? HAHAHAHA OMG I PULLED ANOTHER FUNNY!

[thedebutante]

I want you in nothing but your fanny pack. Got it? If you're not fanny-trained and can't handle it, don't bother showin up.

[Anonymouse]

I am fanny certified fanny packer ( not to be confused with people who are fudge packers ) and I guess youre a fan of fanny packers!

[thedebutante]

You my friend are on the money.

Now remember boys and girls, you must unwrap the fanny pack carefully from it's packaging so as not to tear it. And now I will demonstrate how to put it on using a water bottle. After unwrapping the fanny pack carefully, you must put your fist inside the fanny pack so that it looks like your fist is wearing a sombrero. Then you could safely put the fanny pack onto the water bottle, leaving just enough space for any splashes. I think that about covers the lesson today. Any questions?

[Anonymouse]

Very good, and for that lesson here is today's post about the future activity of our club! In the future ( some people plan back packing trips to the woods), but we are going go to fanny packing into the ghetto where minorities live!

[Inna]

Anon: You should write short stories. You could write about anything and in some weird way or another people would turn to it for entertainment.

[Anonymouse]

I'm sure they would, however, I was serious!

[spiral]

I agree with Inna.

You are oddly talented.

[Inna]

however, I was serious!

I wasn't doubting it. I actually used to think fanny packs were cool when i was a kid, some kids would even bring them to field trips. I had always wanted one, but my parents saw no use for them.