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  • #11
    Guys, if you want to know the results of this test, please write as violette did...
    by the way, I gave exactly the same answeres violette...

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    • #12
      Originally posted by Anushik
      Hey guys !!! Here is interesting test…

      Imagine you are at home…. And imagine 5 things are happening at the same moment…
      Your child is crying…
      Water is running…
      Someone knocks on the door…
      Phone is ringing…
      It’s raining and your laundry is outside…

      What would you do in first, second, third, forth and fifth place? Don’t think long… Answer immediately…
      I’ll post the answers later…
      Pick up the child, and calm him/her down..
      The water can wait, it will not do any damage
      whoever is at the door should have my house keys or shouldnt be bothering me
      if the caller on the phone is important they will call back again (i dont like answeringmachines)
      the laundry will stay outside until it is sunyn again and it will then dry
      so, ill go back to sleep.. everything else can wait.. this is the way to a carefree life ...
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #13
        Turn off the water as it is a very precious resource.
        Go and bring the laundry in so it won't get messed up in the rain.
        Tend to the child.

        Screw the phone and the guy outside. If the phone call is important, they'll call again or leave a message. Also, the Jehovah witness at the door can go pluck himself.
        this post = teh win.

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        • #14
          This looks like a job for.......................


          Originally posted by Anushik
          What would you do in first, second, third, forth and fifth place? Don’t think long… Answer immediately…
          I’ll post the answers later…
          Hmmm, is this a trick question?
          Anyways,
          1) Answer the door. It's the nanny.
          hehe. jk.

          Pick up the child and do that "cutie wooty" thing so hopefully he/she will stop crying. Walk over (with the child of course) to where the water is running and shut it off. Look at the caller ID and not pick up the phone. Leave the laundry hanging outside and go answer the door.
          I see...

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          • #15
            1. Child
            2. Door
            3. Water
            4. Laundry
            5. Forget about the phone they will call back if its important

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            • #16
              Originally posted by Anushik
              Hey guys !!! Here is interesting test…

              Imagine you are at home…. And imagine 5 things are happening at the same moment…
              Your child is crying…
              Water is running…
              Someone knocks on the door…
              Phone is ringing…
              It’s raining and your laundry is outside…

              What would you do in first, second, third, forth and fifth place? Don’t think long… Answer immediately…
              I’ll post the answers later…
              What water is running? Sink water? Shower water? Toilet overflowing water?


              Pick up the child, turn off the water, and open the door. Let whoever is at the door in (unless it's a salesperson or something), get them to hold the kid and grab the laundry and bring it inside.
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #17
                HAAHAHAHAAH !!! I get it now ...

                The child is stuck outside with the water running from his nose cause it's cold and raining ... so he is crying, knocking on the door, and calling on the cel phone for someone to let him in ... why was he out there? Well, his mom made him go hang the laundry to dry and that's when the rain started.
                Last edited by Sip; 09-30-2004, 12:57 PM.
                this post = teh win.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by Seapahn
                  HAAHAHAHAAH !!! I get it now ...

                  The child is stuck outside with the water running from his nose cause it's cold and raining ... so he is knocking on the door and calling on the cel phone for someone to let him in ... why was he out there? Well, his mom made him go hang the laundry to dry and that's when the rain started.
                  Who goes to hang the laundry with his cell phone on him and why did he lock himself out the back door??
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #19
                    And if the child is old enough to hang the laundry outside, why is the child crying? Hmmm.

                    Imagine you are at home…. And imagine 5 things are happening at the same moment…
                    Your child is crying…
                    Water is running…
                    Someone knocks on the door…
                    Phone is ringing…
                    It’s raining and your laundry is outside…
                    Pick up the child. There. The 5 things are not happening at the same time....anymore.

                    This is a tricky "Quick Test" that is not "Quick" at all. Errrrrr.
                    I see...

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by ckBejug
                      Who goes to hang the laundry with his cell phone on him and why did he lock himself out the back door??
                      It's called a "Rabiz" ... they don't go anywhere without a cel phone and adidas pants. He locked himself out because first of all it's just a little kid, and second of all they are not the brightest of the bunch. Satisfied?

                      As far as the crying, maybe the child is really "sensitive"
                      this post = teh win.

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