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  • #21
    Originally posted by Seapahn
    It's called a "Rabiz" ... they don't go anywhere without a cel phone and adidas pants. He locked himself out because first of all it's just a little kid, and second of all they are not the brightest of the bunch. Satisfied?

    As far as the crying, maybe the child is really "sensitive"
    Well those 'ksh ksh' nylon adidas pants are good for keeping from getting wet. He should not be afraid of getting wet!
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #22
      Hmmmmmm good point. I now see my theory has some serious flaws as pointed out.
      this post = teh win.

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      • #23
        i'd still go back to sleep and let my wife take care of it when she gets home from work

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        • #24
          Originally posted by jilbagh
          i'd still go back to sleep and let my wife take care of it when she gets home from work
          What if she's the one calling you from behind the door saying to herself if you don't pick up the phone right away or open the door, she's not going to have sex with your for a week
          this post = teh win.

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          • #25
            I would log on to my internet and play backgammon.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #26
              I would pick up my child first,
              then stop the water.
              then answer the door,
              then answer the phone
              and finally grab my clothes.
              Last edited by sad_eyes; 09-30-2004, 06:19 PM.

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              • #27
                It's sooooo interesting to read your answers, you can't imagine how well you describe yourself )... this test is really interesting, and at the end you will know each other better (maybe yourselves too )... there is no trick here, it's just pure psychology... you'll see !!!

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                • #28
                  Ok, well since we've all answered let's see what your little 'test' has to say. Shall we?
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #29
                    1. Turn off the water.
                    2. See who's calling. I probably won't answer it.
                    3. See who's at the door. I probably won't answer it.
                    4. Unless the laundry's delicate, I'll leave it. It's already wet anyway.
                    5. If the kid's hungry, I'll then feed it. Otherwise, let it cry. That's what babies do.

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                    • #30
                      Here is the answeres...
                      What is important in your life
                      1. water- sex
                      2. child- family
                      3. door- friend
                      4. laundry- money
                      5. phone- career
                      Last edited by Anushik; 10-04-2004, 07:02 AM.

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