Oooops! Shouldn't have said that!

[ckBejug]

I've never actually said anything to make a date cry or want to shoot me, but I know people who have so I'll start up the thread with a story...

A guy friend was out on a date trying to impress ths new girl he met with his charm and wit. Apparently the date was going fine, and he was regailing her with his massive knowledge of bad/gross jokes. At one point this joke came up: "Whats blue, 18 inches long, and does'nt fit properly?" (Blank look from the girl) "A dead epileptic!" He's rolling around laughing and she erupts into a flood of tears. Apparently, her brother died of an epileptic fit about six months ago. And yes, the blow job was out of the question.


So lets have some stories where you (or someone you know, of course) wished the ground would open up and swallow you up alive.

[!EEK]

And yes, the blow job was out of the question.

Aaaaaawww....



And pretty funny story you've got altough I don't think you really enjoyed the consequences of the picture

[Sip]

A few weeks ago a senior professor was evaluating me for a grant application and we were sitting down talking and everything was going great. Then the conversation turned to automatic light controls in offices and how much better they could be with new technology etc. So he looks at me and tells me "Oh have you ever had the office light go off when you sit at your PC thinking for a while and the motion detector doesn't see you and turns it off?"

Of course my dumb ass immediately says: "Oh no, I don't think that much."





Well, yah I couldn't believe what I had just said.

[ckBejug]

lol...... I've actually had that happen to me. The sensors went off and I didn't feel like standing up to turn it on, so I just sat there and flailed my arms around, and the light came on as I was flailing, and also my boss walked in. That was fun.

[!EEK]

A few weeks ago a senior professor was evaluating me for a grant application and we were sitting down talking and everything was going great. Then the conversation turned to automatic light controls in offices and how much better they could be with new technology etc. So he looks at me and tells me "Oh have you ever had the office light go off when you sit at your PC thinking for a while and the motion detector doesn't see you and turns it off?"

Of course my dumb ass immediately says: "Oh no, I don't think that much."





Well, yah I couldn't believe what I had just said.

LOL Great! And how was the evaluation in the end?
I'm sure he accepted your application thanks to your sense of humor

[HyeJinx1984]

Nothing near as bad as those, but I was once making out with a girl in a dark room... or at least TRYING to make out, I kept getting her chin or nose or something and then I finally just yelled "Damnit where's your mouth!?!?!" (we were both kinda tipsy, so our mouth to mouth cordination was a bit off). Although I bet usually that would turn a girl off we both broke out laughing at that and spent the rest of the night cuddling and talking about Ben Affleck and Hillary Duff

[loseyourname]

I once threw salt in a girl's face.

[HyeJinx1984]

I once threw salt in a girl's face.

I once threw a salt shaker at an Asian waitresses head... by accident of course, I felt soo bad...

[!EEK]

I once threw a salt shaker at an Asian waitresses head... by accident of course, I felt soo bad...

I once threw my tennis racket at my coach....also by accident of course..

[loseyourname]

I once threw a salt shaker at an Asian waitresses head... by accident of course, I felt soo bad...

I once made a girl bleed with one of those big candy canes. Also unintentionally - for whatever reason, she didn't feel the need to mention that it was cutting her.