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  • #31
    this whole thread is hilarious.
    ok well ill tell you guys a story, i was going out with this russian girl for about a week, so one day we are sitting in starbucks and a whole joke session starts, so i remember a hilarious one. This holocaust survivor wins the lottery and the first thing she does is goes and gets a huge golden statue of hitler and puts it in her front lawn. Well the reporters come to interview her about and all, naturally the first thing they ask is, why do you have a statue of hitler in your front lawn, your whole family was killed and you narrowly escaped death? she answers back, well he was an xxxxxxx and all, but he DID give me the winning numbers.
    Basically the girl threw a huge fit on the spot and embarrased the crap out of me in front of the whole cafe. I havent heard a word from her since. Turns out she was jewish.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by TigranJamharian
      this whole thread is hilarious.
      ok well ill tell you guys a story, i was going out with this russian girl for about a week, so one day we are sitting in starbucks and a whole joke session starts, so i remember a hilarious one. This holocaust survivor wins the lottery and the first thing she does is goes and gets a huge golden statue of hitler and puts it in her front lawn. Well the reporters come to interview her about and all, naturally the first thing they ask is, why do you have a statue of hitler in your front lawn, your whole family was killed and you narrowly escaped death? she answers back, well he was an xxxxxxx and all, but he DID give me the winning numbers.
      Basically the girl threw a huge fit on the spot and embarrased the crap out of me in front of the whole cafe. I havent heard a word from her since. Turns out she was jewish.
      Maybe this would be funnier if I understood the joke. Whaaat? I seriously don't get why it's funny. Is there something different about the NY lotto than the CA one?
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #33
        Originally posted by TigranJamharian
        this whole thread is hilarious.
        ok well ill tell you guys a story, i was going out with this russian girl for about a week, so one day we are sitting in starbucks and a whole joke session starts, so i remember a hilarious one. This holocaust survivor wins the lottery and the first thing she does is goes and gets a huge golden statue of hitler and puts it in her front lawn. Well the reporters come to interview her about and all, naturally the first thing they ask is, why do you have a statue of hitler in your front lawn, your whole family was killed and you narrowly escaped death? she answers back, well he was an xxxxxxx and all, but he DID give me the winning numbers.
        Basically the girl threw a huge fit on the spot and embarrased the crap out of me in front of the whole cafe. I havent heard a word from her since. Turns out she was jewish.
        I don't think I've understood all. Who told the joke? I fit isn't you, you don't have to be ashamed of her attitude and she can't blame you...


        Oh and I didn't got the joke....how hitler gave her the numbers?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by ckBejug
          Maybe this would be funnier if I understood the joke. Whaaat? I seriously don't get why it's funny. Is there something different about the NY lotto than the CA one?

          During the holocaust, the germans branded, or tattooed each Jew on their wrist with a number, indicating that they are jewish. I'm guessing that's where she got her winning #'s from. LOL HILARIOUS JOKE!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by violette829
            During the holocaust, the germans branded, or tattooed each Jew on their wrist with a number, indicating that they are jewish. I'm guessing that's where she got her winning #'s from. LOL HILARIOUS JOKE!
            Violette! You're a sex beast + you're intelligent!! Love it

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            • #36
              Originally posted by !EEK
              Violette! You're a sex beast + you're intelligent!! Love it

              sex beast? I don't know whether to give you a kiss, or smack you upside the head...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by violette829
                sex beast? I don't know whether to give you a kiss, or smack you upside the head...
                As I said "sex beast" in a very good way, I guess I deserve a kiss

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                • #38
                  thank you for enlightening them violette jan.
                  And yes it was me that said it, i have just learned to find out as much about a person as i can before i start cracking offensive jokes.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by !EEK
                    As I said "sex beast" in a very good way, I guess I deserve a kiss

                    <!~Definitely going to jail soon. I'm glad you're not in the US. LOL I would have been like that 24 year old Armenian dude who got caught chatting with the 13 year old girl..

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by violette829
                      <!~Definitely going to jail soon. I'm glad you're not in the US. LOL I would have been like that 24 year old Armenian dude who got caught chatting with the 13 year old girl..

                      huh why? ..I'm 18

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