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  • #51
    I cant stop laughing LOL loved youre stories..

    We had an arrangemenent with my class in piano with japanese pianist who were visiting us to play together with them,,, so on the first day as we got introduced and we started talking about piano stuff, and stupid me said CHINA instead of Japan as we were talking. So hows it like in CHINA?

    that was quite embarrasing for me...

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    • #52
      oh and the japanese girl i was playing with looked even younger than me i was 17 at the time, and she was 30. HA! HA HA!

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      • #53
        Here's a story that was embaressing for someone else. In my psychology class the subject of race came up at some point and eventually the topic of Armenians came up (and if you've ever gone to Valley college you know there's an average of AT LEAST 5 armenians in each class). During the discussion some woman asks "So, you guys speak Farsi right?" and everyone was like "Ugh... no... we speak Armenian, cause, you know, we're Armenians..." and she turned a little red "Oh, I didn't know that... so what country do Armenians come from?" and we're all like "Ugh... Armenia, cause, you know, we're Armenians..." then she asked the best question of them all.. "Aren't Armenians muslims"? And everyone just sorta pointed at the HUGE GOLD CROSSES on their chests. She blushed and looked as though she felt really stupid and was silent after that. Hey, at least we sorta educated someone... kinda scary that they were that uneducated to begin with though, ESPECIALLY living in L.A....
        "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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        • #54
          monday i went to class drunk to my first period...and i cussed out my teacher with in 3 minutes of being in the class..and went to the office....fell asleep on the secretary's desk and fell down off the chair and had to be slaped in the face by the secretary so i can wake up....yeah that sucks..

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          • #55
            Originally posted by loseyourname
            I didn't get the joke. Perhaps my medical knowledge is lacking, but why would a dead epileptic be 18 inches long and why would it not fit properly?
            Perhaps the 18 inches was wrong. Maybe the original joke was told by someone who was bad in math. As for the 'fit properly'. Epileptics have fits. A dead epileptic would be unable to 'fit properly' Get it?
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #56
              I think that has got to be the most stupid joke a guy could tell a girl on a date. No offense to your buddy.

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              • #57
                Originally posted by GSTracer05
                I think that has got to be the most stupid joke a guy could tell a girl on a date. No offense to your buddy.
                Nope... a white guy walks up to a middle eastern girl "Excuse me, is your father a terrorist?" the girl responds "Ugh... no..." the guy says "Cause if he was, you'd be the bomb!"
                "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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                • #58
                  Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
                  Nope... a white guy walks up to a middle eastern girl "Excuse me, is your father a terrorist?" the girl responds "Ugh... no..." the guy says "Cause if he was, you'd be the bomb!"
                  hahha...why am i laughing?

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                  • #59
                    Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
                    Nope... a white guy walks up to a middle eastern girl "Excuse me, is your father a terrorist?" the girl responds "Ugh... no..." the guy says "Cause if he was, you'd be the bomb!"
                    That's too old man. If you're trying to entertain a girl with jokes on a date, you have to go with the long ones that have some meaning. Not some retarded one liners. I'm lazy or I'd post a few.

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                    • #60
                      Who remembers the long ones?

                      Long ones are for e-mailing.

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