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  • #61
    Originally posted by GSTracer05
    I think that has got to be the most stupid joke a guy could tell a girl on a date. No offense to your buddy.
    I'm sure he's said worse. It's ok. We're not that close. lol
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #62
      Originally posted by spiral
      Who remembers the long ones?

      Long ones are for e-mailing.
      vardanika hora asuma "pap du esh es?" vardaniki hera asuma "esha herad a"

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      • #63
        Originally posted by spiral
        Who remembers the long ones?

        Long ones are for e-mailing.
        You pick out a good half dozen and store them in memory for future use.

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        • #64
          Right after high school, I got this job at a clothing store and dealing with customers is really not my thing... so this one customer was getting on my nerves serioulsy, she was about 25-30 with her husband or bro or something... and when she asked me to reduce the price for absolutely no reason and I said no, she started making faces and repeating everything I said to her(I still think she was mentally ill ro somethin', lol) so what did I do? I called her UGLY, I said "you know you are ugly right? I'm sure you do... but do you know when you do that with your face you look even uglier, so please don't"! LOL, she was about to hit me but the guy held her back that's when I realized retail is really not my thing =) but ey, she REALLY was ugly,lol

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          • #65
            Originally posted by loseyourname
            No amount of muscle contraction can reduce an adult human being to 18 inches. I still don't get it. I've seen people have epileptic seizures before. One of my friends in North Carolina suffered from them.
            I tought it was the guy's height...out here we don't speak in inches so I didn't noticed that

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            • #66
              18 inches is about 46cm

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              • #67
                Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
                still don't get what's so funny about the grandma thing...

                The weird thing is I was always at the end of her list when she was trying to talk to me, but when she was talking to other poeople and mixed up their named, she usually mixed their names with MINE first...
                That is exactly what I'm thinking about each time, when I'm talking to my grandma... She knows already that I start to laugh; so after listing all her relatives' names (except mine), she stops and says,"Ինչ անեմ, սկլերոզ է մոտս.... ծերացել եմ բալա ջան..." and she starts to laugh... ... she is such a great person...

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                • #68
                  ya what about my grandma im the only girl grand child im sooooooo special heheh and when she says tgas (boy) to me i get sooo mad and she has three sons no daughters and she says vay soory moratsa ohh god

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Anushik
                    That is exactly what I'm thinking about each time, when I'm talking to my grandma... She knows already that I start to laugh; so after listing all her relatives' names (except mine), she stops and says,"Ինչ անեմ, սկլերոզ է մոտս.... ծերացել եմ բալա ջան..." and she starts to laugh... ... she is such a great person...
                    *grumbles* I STILL don't know how to do that...
                    "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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