Things That A Fetus Would Say If It Could Speak

[Anonymouse]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

This is not an abortion thread, this is not about the pros and cons about abortion, this is not about pro-life or pro choice. Simply post what a fetus would say if it could speak. And before you judge, I am "pro-life" as abused by the Republicans.

[!EEK]

Oh damn! I'll have to explain dad that it's the delivery guy my real father...

[Anonymouse]

Oh damn! I'll have to explain dad that it's the delivery guy my real father...

[Anonymouse]

"Are we there yet?"

[!EEK]

"Are we there yet?"

lol you could add "because I need to pee"

[Anonymouse]

lol you could add "because I need to pee"

Or "Because it smells in here."

[!EEK]

Or "Because it smells in here."

"Mom is xxxxing using the vibrator...again! QUIET IN THERE!!!

[Anonymouse]

"Mom is xxxxing using the vibrator...again! QUIET IN THERE!!!

"Mom has indigestion/constipation again! ".

[!EEK]

"Mom has indigestion/constipation again! ".

GROSS! but

"I hope I'm not african "

(not racist, he just dont wants to be born in a poor country )

[Anonymouse]

GROSS! but

"I hope I'm not african "

(not racist, he just dont wants to be born in a poor country )

"A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! USA HELP ME!"