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Things That A Fetus Would Say If It Could Speak

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  • #31
    "Stop playing that stupid music to her stomach damnit! i hate classical!!!"
    How do you hurt a masochist?
    -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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    • #32
      "Pick up the phone b!tch! "

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      • #33
        Originally posted by gaucho
        "whatch how they get a kick out of it when I simply kick my lil foot...last time I did it she called three of her friends, and when they came I stopped...lol "

        great one

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        • #34
          Originally posted by gaucho
          "whatch how they get a kick out of it when I simply kick my lil foot...last time I did it she called three of her friends, and when they came I stopped...lol "
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #35
            anony i guess i was trying to make a crying noise... lol!

            but as far the asian language, it sounds like a bunch of baby talk anyway... "chiki wawa, ching wong..."

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            • #36
              Originally posted by nunechka
              "chiki wawa, ching wong..."
              lol? Never heard them talk like that...

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              • #37
                "I wonder if they have internet out there too"
                this post = teh win.

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                • #38
                  "Let's see YOU transport food in and waste out of YOUR belly button! Haha suckaaa!"

                  *does victory dance*

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                  • #39
                    has everyone forgotten the all time classic, "I want my mommy."

                    That statement has nothing to do w/ myself. I am only saying that as a post here, because of the topic of this thread.

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                    • #40
                      "WTF??? who is the ugly guy with the mask and the forceps? and why is the fat woman in white bundling me up?"

                      "Hey, buddy, that's MY cord! I might need to suck on it later to go to sleep*my thumb is not big enough yet* "

                      "STOP yanking me out! "

                      "Wait doc! I'll wiggle from side to side then you can pull me out with one rapid pull; ready? 1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!! i wanna go back.... "

                      "Is that daddy? awwww, he made my bed smaller ; i want my own lil crib this time!"

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