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"Stop playing that stupid music to her stomach damnit! i hate classical!!!"
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How do you hurt a masochist?
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"Pick up the phone b!tch!
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Originally posted by gaucho"whatch how they get a kick out of it when I simply kick my lil foot...last time I did it she called three of her friends, and when they came I stopped...lol "
great one 
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Originally posted by gaucho"whatch how they get a kick out of it when I simply kick my lil foot...last time I did it she called three of her friends, and when they came I stopped...lol "
Achkerov kute.Comment
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anony i guess i was trying to make a crying noise... lol!
but as far the asian language, it sounds like a bunch of baby talk anyway... "chiki wawa, ching wong..."Comment
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lol? Never heard them talk like that...Originally posted by nunechkaComment
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"I wonder if they have internet out there too"this post = teh win.Comment
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"Let's see YOU transport food in and waste out of YOUR belly button! Haha suckaaa!"
*does victory dance*Comment
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has everyone forgotten the all time classic, "I want my mommy."
That statement has nothing to do w/ myself. I am only saying that as a post here, because of the topic of this thread.Comment
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"WTF??? who is the ugly guy with the mask and the forceps? and why is the fat woman in white bundling me up?"
"Hey, buddy, that's MY cord! I might need to suck on it later to go to sleep*my thumb is not big enough yet*
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"STOP yanking me out!
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"Wait doc! I'll wiggle from side to side then you can pull me out with one rapid pull; ready? 1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!
i wanna go back.... "
"Is that daddy?
awwww, he made my bed smaller 
; i want my own lil crib this time!"
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