B Is For Bored and D Is For Ducks

[nunechka]

yup, he's a winner

[spiral]

look at the ass on that duck, it's so...up.

[nunechka]

yes it is quite "up" and full!

[Anonymouse]

The Pacfic Ocean is approximately 1.7842176 × 10^15 square feet. Two average North American ducks fit into a square foot of water surface area, if they are already acquainted. Thus, approximately 3.5684352 × 10^15 ducks could fit onto the surface of the Pacific Ocean.

[Anonymouse]

Here is a song someone wrote about ducks. As far as I’m concerned, this song presents nothing but complete and utter true, unarguable facts concerning ducks.


These are the lyrics:
Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

[Mags]

Let's play Duck Duck Goose

[Anonymouse]

The ugly duckling did not, in fact, grow up to be a beautiful swan. That would be silly, ducks and swans are different species. No, it really just grew up to be an ugly duck, which just goes to show you, you'll never amount to anything in this world.

[SagGal]

Just thought I'd pop in. :-)
............
Oh, rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you
Vo-vo vo-deo

[NarEkoO]

ducks are retarted...

[SagGal]

ducks are retarted...

lol.


He (the little ducky) is the chosen one.