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HEY FOLKS!
I WAS AT THE SUPERMARKET TODAY AND A xxxxx CAME UP TO ME AT THE GROCERY LINE AND ASKED IF SHE COULD GO FIRST. I HAD WITH ME A CEREAL, SOME SHAKE N BAKE, SOME PLASTIC SPOONS, SOME BRAWNY PAPER TOWELS, SOME CONDOMS, SOME MICROWAVABLE MEATLOAF DINNER. APPARENTLY ALL SHE HAD WERE A PACK OF TAMPONS. I LOOKED AT HER FROM HEAD TO TOE, FROM HER NICE LITTLE FLIP FLOPS WITH HER ANKLE BRACELET AND THE TATTOO OF A BUTTERFLY ON HER ANKLE, UP HER LEGS WITH HER ABERCROMBIE SHOTS, UP HER WAIST AND ABOVE TO HER CHEST WHICH WAS COVERED BY A LIGHT SPAGHETTI STRAP, AND UP HER FACE WITH A NOSE RING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD HER?
I TOLD HER IF I WERE TO LET HER THROUGH SHE HAD TO PUT THE CONDOMS ON MY PENIS TO MAKE SUREIF THEY FIT.
APPARENTLY ALL I REMEMBER AFTERWARDS WAS THE STORE SECURITY THROWING ME OUT.Achkerov kute.
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