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Our guest has nevar been a stranger and his destiny is intertwined with our destiny. He's always been an impressionable bear leaving no doubt that he can drink paint and spit at airplanes. I am not talking about superman, I'm talking about the beast man, Billy Mays.
And without further ado may I present to you, our guest who has travelled far and wide, through thick shrubs and bushes and boyscout campfires from the depths of the woods where he resides, to come here to this lovely forum to speak about his experiences, insights, opinions and his near celebrity status, as well as his wonderful world-reknowned products.
From here on he will be speaking, and answering any questions you may have, and he will be logged in with my account. I will not be participating in this thread because clearly Billy Mays has the floor and as a guest speaker he deserves all our respect. Billy, you have the floor.
"Thank you Anonymouse. It's a pleasure to be here. What shall we talk about today? By the way, you'll never see me smile like this again.
And without further ado may I present to you, our guest who has travelled far and wide, through thick shrubs and bushes and boyscout campfires from the depths of the woods where he resides, to come here to this lovely forum to speak about his experiences, insights, opinions and his near celebrity status, as well as his wonderful world-reknowned products.
From here on he will be speaking, and answering any questions you may have, and he will be logged in with my account. I will not be participating in this thread because clearly Billy Mays has the floor and as a guest speaker he deserves all our respect. Billy, you have the floor.
"Thank you Anonymouse. It's a pleasure to be here. What shall we talk about today? By the way, you'll never see me smile like this again.
And say "I am become death, the shatterer of worlds" ten times."
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