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The New Guest Speaker At The Forums!

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    The New Guest Speaker At The Forums!

    Our guest has nevar been a stranger and his destiny is intertwined with our destiny. He's always been an impressionable bear leaving no doubt that he can drink paint and spit at airplanes. I am not talking about superman, I'm talking about the beast man, Billy Mays.

    And without further ado may I present to you, our guest who has travelled far and wide, through thick shrubs and bushes and boyscout campfires from the depths of the woods where he resides, to come here to this lovely forum to speak about his experiences, insights, opinions and his near celebrity status, as well as his wonderful world-reknowned products.

    From here on he will be speaking, and answering any questions you may have, and he will be logged in with my account. I will not be participating in this thread because clearly Billy Mays has the floor and as a guest speaker he deserves all our respect. Billy, you have the floor.

    "Thank you Anonymouse. It's a pleasure to be here. What shall we talk about today? By the way, you'll never see me smile like this again.
    Achkerov kute.
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    Haha. Dude, I saw him in my dream the other day. It's all because you talk about him so much.

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    • #3
      You've been talking about Billy since your World Lounge days, I feel like I know him personally.

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        "Being hairy is not just a way of life, it's an artform. I am very hairy. There is this saying, "You can't comb a hairy ball smooth." and I believe it's true with me"
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by omniscient
          You've been talking about Billy since your World Lounge days, I feel like I know him personally.

          "Now the essential point to understand is that I am the genius behin Oxiclean and if he spoke about me it's because I taught him everything he knows, such as getting sexually aroused by pictures of women inflating balloons."
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Anon, you have a profile on worldlounge also?!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Emil
              Anon, you have a profile on worldlounge also?!

              "Daaaamit gentleman give me my airtime. I am Billy Mays and I am taking questions. Anonymouse is taking a dump" He ate a bean and cheese burrito today.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Billy, I bought your "Oxi-Clean" products and I must say they don't work. I want a refund.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Emil
                  Billy, I bought your "Oxi-Clean" products and I must say they don't work. I want a refund.

                  "No you may not. Now go stand in front of a mirror and think about what you've done. And say "I am become death, the shatterer of worlds" ten times."
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    dear bill, what do you think of the current state of racism, sexism, and political correctness in this country? and please do not hold anything back

                    sincerely,
                    'bruin

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