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[Anonymouse]

dear bill, what do you think of the current state of racism, sexism, and political correctness in this country? and please do not hold anything back

sincerely,
'bruin

Thank you my dear bruin. It wasn't too long ago when I was referred to as "bruin" because of my body hair. My armpits stink much less than the average man with very little body hair though (I suspect that the bacteria have less real estate). They say the pubic area is more sensitive if it is not covered with hair but I will nevar know because I cant even see my genitalia for it is burried in a forrest of hair.

Racism...it's good for sales. The more racism the more blood will spill the more dirty curtains the more the need to purchase Oxiclean

Sexism...it's good for sales. The more sexism the more blood will spll the more dirty curtains the more the need to purchase Oxiclean

Political correctness...bad, bad, bad.

[Anonymouse]

"The reason we invaded Iraq is that we heard there was a bif desert full of Vagisil. With the rate of women coming down with yeast infection, our country cannot come up with enough Vagisil thus we were forced to invade a middle eastern country which has alot of Vagisil underground and stuff.

[Anonymouse]

This summarizes my entire childhood

http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcereal.html

[Emil]

Billy Mays has left the building.

[Thai-Samurai]

That's it? He's gone? Aw xxxx!!! This thread was pretty hilarious.

[loseyourname]

Oh come on. You brought back Billy Mays? He's a hack.