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  • Is this racist?

    Hello my friends.

    I am a regular visitor to a popular African American forum on the web. Today I posted a short experience I had during a business trip to Philly. To my surprise this thread received about 300 responses, 95% of which were negative toward me.

    So I am wondering, do you think this post is racist?


    Clubbin714
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Orange County
    Posts: 617

    Hello all, as most of you know I was on a business trip to Philly over the weekend. Things went well and I had a great time in Philly like I usually do. I did have an interesting experience on a bus ride to a local gym I thought you guys and girls would like to hear.

    It all started when I got on a bus to go to the gym near the hotel I was staying at. I grabbed a seat in the front on the bus. This black man comes in and right away I could tell he smelled like ass. He was scrawny and unbathed looking. He was wearing those annoying glasses with the real thick gold arms. He had some weird jeans on, and on the back pocket three fake plastic 100 dollar bills were hanging out of the back pocket and the bills were stitched into the jeans. He comes on the bus and attempts to sit next to me. I say, "This seats taken, brother, but there are some seats open for you in the back of the bus." He says, "What da f*ck is dat suppose to mean, mutha f*cker?!!" I say, "It means I don't want your smelly ass sitting next to me, now beat it!"

    He starts yelling at me right in the middle of the bus, "I ain't the one, don't play me, etc etc." I jumped out of seat and hit him with a quick uppercut that nearly lifted him out of his Timberlands. He hit the floor of the bus and he wasn't getting up to cause any more problems. By now the white bus driver was staring at me and so were many of the colored people riding the bus. I went up to the biggest black guy on the bus and said, "What's up p*ssy, why the f*ck you staring at me?" He said, "Relax mustard, I ain't got no problem with you." I sat back down and rode the bus up the street to the gym. As I was getting off I looked the white bus driver in the eye, and I said, "You liked that xxxx didn't you?" He said, "Yeah, I did."

  • #2
    geeee, You should really think about writing scripts for movies, with all these adventurous experiences of yours.

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    • #3
      Spiral is correct. An autobiography of my life would easily surpass the Matrix for top box office grossed over a weekend for an R rated film.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by spiral
        geeee, You should really think about writing scripts for movies, with all these adventurous experiences of yours.
        Spiral, I would have absolutely LOVED to have heard the tone of your voice if you had said that out loud.

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        • #5
          Re: Is this racist?

          Originally posted by clubbin714
          I jumped out of seat and hit him with a quick uppercut that nearly lifted him out of his Timberlands. He hit the floor of the bus and he wasn't getting up to cause any more problems.
          Doesn't this remind you of the action-packed game Mortal Kombat? I mean with the word uppercut and all that toughness, "I'm the bomb" macho xxxx. Tell you what clubbin, you can kick my ass too.

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          • #6
            Pretty racist indeed. It wasnt racist until you mentioned the "biggest black guy on the bus."

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            • #7
              I have a story too. I was surfing and this blak tail shark came up and had some beef. The xxxxx wanted to eat me!!! I socked him one on his 40" jaw, and then I went to the biggest black tail shark and said, "you xxxxx, you want some of this?" He said no. As I was paddling out, I looked at the great white shark chillin next to me and said "You liked that xxxx didnt you?" He said "Ya I did."

              Is this sharkism? Please tell me.

              As a result of this story, I want all the ladies to know that my penis is a couple inches bigger and my balls are the size of grapefruits. Thank you. I had to show off my testosterone motivated experience with you all.

              Thank you.

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              • #8
                Dude, are you mocking clubbin? HOW DARE YOU!!! He might kick your ass too!

                Wanna stand side by side so he can kick both our asses at the same time with one swift kick? That should save him some trouble. :twisted:

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                • #9
                  Actually I want to be upper cutted. I dont know about you, but I love getting chin checked.

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                  • #10
                    ClubbinKillaCaliMan714 strikes yet again.

                    Like I said, your own personal comic book would do the trick.
                    Achkerov kute.

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