Smelly Divorce

[ArmoBarbi]

Hi honey!!!!!



A dermatologist was on TV answering people's questions. This woman called and wanted to know where she could get medication for sweaty arm pits. The Dr. asked her if she used DEODERANT....and she thought it was the name of the medicine....lol...so the Dr. told her that she has to use deoderant every day after she showers, and the lady said that she'd been in the US for 15 years, and never heard of such a thing.....

EDIT: I'm a dork and took too long to translate...sorry honey

Hey cupcake!

You know Ive discovered that deodorant doesnt work for wetness. It just works for odor. Thats probably why its called "deodorant". There is antipersperin (sp) for wetness. Although it has ingrediants that cause cancer and other nice things.

Am I the only one who sweats a lot in terms of armpits? It doesnt even smell. Its like water. I think my glands are overactive or something. lol I have to go to the rest room to wipe sometimes so my shirt doesnt get as wet, and so noone can tell. Its really annoying.

[Siggie]

Well, I’m hoping she was only kidding around. Come on now, they even have deodorants in Armenia.

I was thinking the same thing, but I've met some people who are consistently stinky. I think I'd rather believe they may not know about it rather than that they do and choose to stink instead.

[violette829]

If you use JUST deoderant, and it doesn't contain anti-persperant, then you are going to be "wet"...haha that sounds cool...But, seriously...armpits get wet because that's the first part of the body that starts to sweat when you're hot, or nervous, or anything else....and the only way that it will smell is if you don't use deoderant and the wetness touches the natural odor of your skin, and becomes stinky.<~~~~that's sick!!!

I use Secret Platinum Protection and it works grrrreat...I don't remember a time when my armpits have sweated...

[ArmoBarbi]

There are natural ones without the bad ingrediants, but they dont work well. Its so humid in this state, that I dont have to be that hot or nervous to sweat. Sometimes I wish there were armpit liners - like panty liners hehehe

[ExtraHye]

I was thinking the same thing, but I've met some people who are consistently stinky. I think I'd rather believe they may not know about it rather than that they do and choose to stink instead.

What's even worse is when they don't shave under their arm pits

[violette829]

I think this thread has managed to make me gag about 12 times.....mmmmm gagging, what a beautiful concept..no?

[ArmoBarbi]

Im glad to have been of service! hahahaha

[Siggie]

Armpit Liners... haha that's great! Like a cross between a bandaid and pantyliner so they're self stick.

What if we just remove the sweat glands for particularly offensive people.

Violette - I use that too and I agree it's "grrreat" Geez. I feel like Tony the Tiger. They're grrrreat!

[ArmoBarbi]

I am not "offensive", thank you very much! I am the only one who can tell. Hm!

So you guys would recommend this?? Maybe Ill talk to my Dr about it...hahaha

[Siggie]

Uh-Oh!!! I was searching sweat related stuff to share with you all and accidently and coincidentally came across this!!!!

PURAX Pure Pads are self-adhesive pads for the underarm. PURAX Pure Pads protect without hindering, at work leisure or sports, with PURAX Pure Pads you are protected.

PURAX Pure Pads function against unpleasant embarrassing perspiration spots on clothes and prevent odors. They keep the underarm clean and dry, absorb smells and are anti slide. The perspiration is immediately retained in the PURAX Pure Pads and give a well groomed and above all, a safe feeling every day.

Click for product link!

My coworkers think I am insane. I burst out laughing alone in my cubicle when I saw this.