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  • #11
    A. A honey ham and mozzarella sandwhich with some macaroni salad and a pellegrino.

    Q. What is your favorite hobby?

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    • #12
      (A)Singing or playing music (piano)

      (Q)What is the best book you've ever read?

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      • #13
        (A) Dune by Frank Herbert

        (Q) Whats the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

        (hint - there is only one right answer to this question)

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        • #14
          Originally posted by winoman
          (A) Dune by Frank Herbert

          (Q) Whats the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

          (hint - there is only one right answer to this question)
          A: 42!

          Q: What author gave us the answer to that question?
          [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
          -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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          • #15
            A - Douglas Adams

            Q - What is the average airspeed velocity of a (flying) sparrow pulling a coconut on a string?

            Hint - the answer can be phrased in terms of a question

            BTW - 42 was indeed the correct answer...

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            • #16
              Originally posted by winoman
              A - Douglas Adams

              Q - What is the average airspeed velocity of a (flying) sparrow pulling a coconut on a string?

              Hint - the answer can be phrased in terms of a question

              BTW - 42 was indeed the correct answer...
              Maaan, come on wino!! Ok a new rule, over 30 not allowed to play!!


              A. Isn't a coconut too heavy for a sparrow? (it's in terms of a question too )

              Q. Why was 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

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              • #17
                Originally posted by CatWoman
                Maaan, come on wino!! Ok a new rule, over 30 not allowed to play!!


                A. Isn't a coconut too heavy for a sparrow? (it's in terms of a question too )

                Q. Why was 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?
                A: The computer in the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy which was created to answer the question said so. (It's a great book. I highly recommend it)

                Q: How did you choose your username?
                [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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                • #18
                  A - could it be:
                  Frank Zappa:

                  L.A. in the summer of '69
                  I went downtown and bought me some wine
                  Oh, I drank it down under the table
                  I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!"
                  Well I'm a wino man
                  Don't you know I am?

                  36, 24, hips about 30
                  I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty
                  Boy, she looked over at me and she raised her thumb
                  She said: "Jam down the road, you bum-ba-bum-bum"
                  I'm a wino man
                  Don't you know I am?

                  I went to the country
                  And while I was gone
                  I lost control of my body functions
                  On a roller-headed lady's front lawn
                  I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
                  I can't help myself

                  I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got red
                  Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head
                  Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dog
                  I can't stand no water, and I stink like a hog
                  Give me a five-dollar bill
                  And an overcoat too
                  Give me a five-dollar bill
                  And an overcoat too
                  A five-dollar bill and an overcoat too
                  A five-dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe

                  Nah...(did the rules say anything about having to answer truthfully? - or fully so?) I'm really into (drinking/collecting/talking about etc etc - wine - yeah in a big way....thus winoman...(and the song of course...)

                  soooo


                  Q - What did the only reference to earth in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy say? (easy - for Siggie at least!)

                  Oh and Cat....don't discount (some of us) "old" (Ok over 40...not as old as you might think...) folks - listen up girl - you might learn something (worthwhile/useful...or not...) eh?

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                  • #19
                    Oh and the (correct) question to answer the question concerning the airspeed velocity of a laden (with coconut) sparrow is to respond by asking if I meant an African swallow or a European swallow (a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail) ! yeah ...you had to see it I guess....(and you have to see it if you have not already...)

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                    • #20
                      A: That it's an insignificant planet in the way of bypass that must be built? It's inhabitants are decendants of apes, facinated by digital watches, and they nailed one man to a cross for suggesting they all be nice to one another.
                      (Let's drop the Hitchhiker's Questions, so others can participate)

                      Q: Have you had enough rain or do like it? Why or why not. (For those in LA)


                      *edit - reread your question. The guide itself said "harmless" before Ford's edit and "mostly harmless" after.
                      Last edited by Siggie; 03-23-2005, 12:08 PM.
                      [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                      -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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