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  • #71
    ...and I don't need to marry anyone to poison their coffee.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #72
      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      Originally posted by jahannam
      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      The thread turned into a justification thread instead of an insult thread.

      You guys are pathetic.
      Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
      If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
      Oh wow gooo you youre such a wit. No No, In fact, you're a WIT and a half. That bad breath insult was the worst attempt at a flame as foruming doesn't reflect smelling breaths. That was just pure pathetic nothingness. I'm gonna go bathe in tomato sauce now.
      oh and is that the ONLY reason you started this thread?
      so that you bash ANYTHING ANYONE and everyone says?
      you haven't complimented a SINGLE insult... except for yours of course...
      I hear a lot of people quit insulting in here because of that.
      and why would you make coffee for someone, if you're not married to them lol
      oh.. how I hate coffee and everything related to it...

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      • #73
        well, its a good insult. I think it should fly.

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        • #74
          Originally posted by jahannam
          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          Originally posted by jahannam
          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          The thread turned into a justification thread instead of an insult thread.

          You guys are pathetic.
          Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
          If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
          Oh wow gooo you youre such a wit. No No, In fact, you're a WIT and a half. That bad breath insult was the worst attempt at a flame as foruming doesn't reflect smelling breaths. That was just pure pathetic nothingness. I'm gonna go bathe in tomato sauce now.
          oh and is that the ONLY reason you started this thread?
          so that you bash ANYTHING ANYONE and everyone says?
          you haven't complimented a SINGLE insult... except for yours of course...
          I hear a lot of people quit insulting in here because of that.
          and why would you make coffee for someone, if you're not married to them lol
          oh.. how I hate coffee and everything related to it...
          I'm not here to compliment insults you simp. I'm here to make them and laff at your petty attempts at making them.

          That is all.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #75
            Originally posted by Dorobo
            well, its a good insult. I think it should fly.
            A good insult would be if you actually looked like a penguin in reality.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #76
              Actually that would also be a good laff.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #77
                don't you guys get insulted when you read the following?

                On a mirror for a bicycle helmet: Remember - objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

                On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.

                On a package of airline peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.

                On a chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

                On a bottle of flavoured-milk drink: After opening, keep upright.

                On a steering-wheel lock: Warning - remove lock before driving.

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                • #78
                  Originally posted by jahannam
                  well of course you would dear..
                  you wouldn't know it's poisoned..
                  like duuuuuh!!!

                  (although your identifying the quote is pretty impressive) 8)
                  heh, Churchill is hilarious.
                  Another great one he's said to the same woman (Lady Astor I think) was:

                  Lady Astor - Winston, you're drunk!
                  Churchill - And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be sober.

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                  • #79
                    Oh this is the best one:

                    Instructions for making pop-tarts: Remove pastry from package

                    Yeah, i do look like a penguin. Especially my black feathers and white undbelly. I enjoy sliding on ice into arctic-temprature water. Who doesn't like the whole fish from time to time?

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                    • #80
                      Originally posted by Anonymouse
                      ...and I don't need to marry anyone to poison their coffee.
                      you only understand mouses don't you...

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