JLo Wants to be First Female President

[TomServo]

BERLIN (AFP) - After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House.

"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday.

"The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."

"La Lopez", 35, said the best break from her growing entertainment empire is housekeeping.

"Believe it or not -- I clean my house! All the stress disappears when I'm straightening up," she said, in comments published in German.

Lopez said she was sure after two divorces and her "Bennifer" engagement debacle with actor Ben Affleck that her marriage with singer Marc Anthony would last.

"I have a very good feeling and am sure that we will never part," he said.

"I think he would father beautiful children."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050503/od_afp/afpentertainmentus_050503114201;_ylt=ArXzZh4mFU.mqcGVMTm2x2ygOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

[thedebutante]

oh great. here we go again.

[One-Way]

JLo is too hot. I can't believe she married that homo.

[CatWoman]

And Angelina Jolie considers running for Senate... hahaha
Go feminism!

Angelina Jolie Considers Run for Senate
By Biff Scuzzy

WASHINGTON –Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie says she is not satisfied to be known simply as the woman who broke up Brad Pitt’s marriage. Jolie told Tim Russert on “Meet the Press” yesterday that she is considering a run for the United States senate in 2006.
“An actor is governor of California; we had an actor in the White House; it’s time we had an actress in the Senate,” said Jolie, fingering a small transparent vial filled with red liquid hanging from a silver chain around her neck.

Jolie, 29, who was honored last month at the Kuwait Embassy for her work with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, told Russert she believes California Senator Dianne Feinstein, a Democrat, who is up for reelection next year, is vulnerable, “particularly on the gay rights issue.”

Feinstein recently had the damaging distinction of winning this year’s Pink Brick award. This award, which has been compared to the Razzies, is presented annually by San Francisco’s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Pride Committee (LGBTPC) to the public figure who has done the most to damage the gay rights cause. President Bush and talk show host Laura Schlessinger won the award previously.

According to LGBTPC president Joey Cain, Senator Feinstein earned the Pink Brick for telling reporters the morning after President Bush's (re)election that progress on the gay marriage front, which Feinstein described as "too much, too fast, too soon," had helped save the White House for Republicans.

Jolie told Russert that Feinstein’s remark demonstrates an insensitivity to the needs of gays and lesbians throughout California. “As someone who has been in a serious relationship with a woman in the past, I feel that I can speak to gay and lesbian issues with an authenticity that Senator Feinstein lacks.”

Jolie said she has yet to decide whether to run as a Republican or a Democrat. Her indecision prompted California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to offer some unsolicited advice.

“Angelina is far too beautiful to be a Democrat,” said Schwarzenegger. “I did a few focus gropes recently, and the results showed that Angelina would do best as a Republican. I would love to get my hands on her candidacies.”

If Jolie decides to run, she said she would willing step down as Sexiest Woman in the World in order to devote all her energies to her campaign. Jolie earned the Sexiest Woman in the World title in a recent FHM magazine poll. She came out on top of actresses Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson, socialite Paris Hilton, “Desperate Housewives” star Teri Hatcher, and celebrity Pam Anderson. The FHM poll, which attracted more than fifteen million votes from twenty-seven countries, has a 3.5 percent margin of erection.

In related news, Democratic Senator Hillary Clinton blamed her poor showing in the Sexiest Woman in the World voting on “a vast right-wing conspiracy and the negative campaigns run by my opponents.”

http://www.pugbus.net/Politics/04112005_joliesenate.htm

[Anonymouse]

TomServo browses yahoo news.

[thedebutante]

so does pyunik. i mean the soccer team.

[TomServo]

TomServo browses yahoo news.

Actually, I get most of these articles from Fark.

[Baron Dants]

so does pyunik. i mean the soccer team.

Heeeeeeeeey, I love pyunik the soccer team.

They should get a new coach any day now! And Edgar Manucharyan is playing for them again, until he leaves for Ajax in July.

[Anonymouse]

Actually, I get most of these articles from Fark.

TomServo browses Fark dot com.

[Red Brigade]

Armenians soccer , the real word is football, league must be corupted.There is something wrong with it.Every time i check the league i see Pyunik like 20-25 points ahead the second one , nothing interesting to watch.No competition.