JLo Wants to be First Female President

[Anonymouse]

Armenians soccer , the real word is football, league must be corupted.There is something wrong with it.Every time i check the league i see Pyunik like 20-25 points ahead the second one , nothing interesting to watch.No competition.

This is important information that JLO needs to know during her campaign run if she wants to secure the Armenian vote!

[Baron Dants]

Armenians soccer , the real word is football, league must be corupted.There is something wrong with it.Every time i check the league i see Pyunik like 20-25 points ahead the second one , nothing interesting to watch.No competition.

Pyunik was just the only team with a good sponsor.

Seems to have changed this year though. Kilikia actually eliminated Pyunik from the cup, and many of the teams have secured stable sponsors, usually from the diaspora. Banants and Mika are teams to watch, though Pyunik should still take the Championship, as it has a solid youth academy.

[Anonymouse]

Gay looking dude: "So JLO if you were President how would you deal with the present situation in Iraq?"

J-Ho:"Well first of all lemme start off by thankin all my fans for stickin by me and voting. And I wanna say that I'm proud to reprazent Latinos and my new album is coming out in September check it out".

Gay looking dude: "That's right everybody remember to go to JLO dot com for further information. So JLO how would you approach the situation in Iraq?"

J-Ho:"Well first of all lemme start off by sayin that whats happenin in Iraq is bad and if I were president I would make sure everyone gets a copy of my CD."

Gay looking dude: "Thank you. There you have it everybody, make sure to go out there and vote, increase the peace, spread democracy and buy JLOs CD"

[One-Way]

If she becomes president, I'll bust a "Monica Lewinski" for her.

[thedebutante]

does that mean you're going to vote for her? not that your vote counts or anything, but you know.

[Anonymouse]

A recent survey reported that 96% of anti-American protestors love Saddam Hussein and it also details how the remaining 4% approve of what Jennifer Lopez wore last Thursday to the mall.

[One-Way]

does that mean you're going to vote for her? not that your vote counts or anything, but you know.

Hell yeah I would. I rather see her on TV everyday than George Bush. Plus, it's not like she'll fuck up USA more than Bush did.

[TomServo]

The "first gentleman" would change every year.

[Anonymouse]

Hell yeah I would. I rather see her on TV everyday than George Bush. Plus, it's not like she'll fuck up USA more than Bush did.

That must be the alcohol talking.

[loseyourname]

Ladies and gentleman, the next president of the United States of America: