Pick-up lines

[sad_eyes]

What are some of the best and worst ones you have ever heard/recieved?

"somebody call the cops! this girl/guy has just stolen my heart!"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"Is that a candybar in your pocket? Cause it sure looks sweet to me!"

I actually had a guy give me this one before. And I have to admit It did make me smile, I dont know if it was because of how "cheezy" (for lack of a better word) it was or because it was seemingly sweet. Anyways, :

"i don't have a lot of money but if I could get a picture of your smile I never have to pay my electricity bill again."

[TJ]

Is your dad a thief? He stole the sun and stars and put them in your eyes.

Never used it never will,

[Anonymouse]

It's like a puzzle piece, your body and mine, and together the puzzle is solved. It's a rare puzzle only 2 pieces. ---Me

I used it once and I've never used pick up lines before and I didn't use it for a pick up either.

[spiral]

Alright, here are some. They’re not really pick up lines, but same xxxx.

Stupid encounter 1
...I really got a kick out of this one.
At a watch store.

Rabiz ugly Armenian male. Late twenties.

(with a bad accent): Hello…..you speak Russian?

Me: No

Rabiz dude: oh ok……..Are you Armenian?

Me: Yes

Rabiz dude: ohhh, ok.o.k…………….Anunet kareliya imanal?

Me: (name_)

Rabiz dude: Pulls out his phone, holds the phone to an angle so I can see the screen. Goes to missed calls, and there’s my name… Looks at me with a constipated pervy look and one brow up, and goes “du eyr?”

Me: Trying hard not to laugh…”che, yes chei”.



Next, stupid encounter:
In a coffee shop. A middle aged man with a suit on and socks that had cartoon characters on them, was sitting down at a table, drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. I was sitting at another table with a friend, and noticed this man constantly staring. After about 10-15 minutes he got up to leave, came by and handed me a piece of paper. I looked at it, and he had ripped out that “love is” picture from the classified section, colored in the hearts with his red pen, and wrote his number on the bottom.

That was quite gay, especially considering his age.

[Anonymouse]

I sure hope he looked like this.

[TomServo]

Or like this.

[Siamanto]

It's like a puzzle piece, your body and mine, and together the puzzle is solved. It's a rare puzzle only 2 pieces. ---Me

I used it once and I've never used pick up lines before and I didn't use it for a pick up either.

Did you manage to solve the puzzle? Did the pieces fit?

[hyebruin]

Alright, here are some. They’re not really pick up lines, but same xxxx.

Stupid encounter 1
...I really got a kick out of this one.
At a watch store.

Rabiz ugly Armenian male. Late twenties.

(with a bad accent): Hello…..you speak Russian?

Me: No

Rabiz dude: oh ok……..Are you Armenian?

Me: Yes

Rabiz dude: ohhh, ok.o.k…………….Anunet kareliya imanal?

Me: (name_)

Rabiz dude: Pulls out his phone, holds the phone to an angle so I can see the screen. Goes to missed calls, and there’s my name… Looks at me with a constipated pervy look and one brow up, and goes “du eyr?”

Me: Trying hard not to laugh…”che, yes chei”.



Next, stupid encounter:
In a coffee shop. A middle aged man with a suit on and socks that had cartoon characters on them, was sitting down at a table, drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. I was sitting at another table with a friend, and noticed this man constantly staring. After about 10-15 minutes he got up to leave, came by and handed me a piece of paper. I looked at it, and he had ripped out that “love is” picture from the classified section, colored in the hearts with his red pen, and wrote his number on the bottom.

That was quite gay, especially considering his age.

the 2nd story is hillarious! hahaaa...well here's one! never take a walk on glenoaks blvd in glendale i learned that the hard way! --it was not my usual route, but that day i decided to have a change from my usual routine--this was about 4 or 5 years ago, i was walking on glenoaks and this quasi-rabiz looking guy approached me and dude!! just wouldn't leave! he kept walking with me, and told me how he had 'just come to america' whatever! anyways...it was nighttime and i was afraid (and young and stupid) and didn't want to just flat out reject him for fear that he may retalitate by attacking me or something...so i was playing it cool and (yes, stupid me! i know i know) he ended up finding out where i lived, cuz i had to get back home and it was getting late...so i didn't want to give him my number!duhhh! and to try and get out of the sticky situation i suggested that he give me his (lol) i said 'baan ch'ga vohr grich chunem, du asa, yes g'hishem' LMAO --the guy actually believed me and i recited his # outloud so he'd think i'm memorizing it...then he said something like 'uremn g'zanges?' and i said 'ayo' and that was that...
the end!

[Anonymouse]

Did you manage to solve the puzzle? Did the pieces fit?

Yes they did

[hyebruin]

oh yeah almost forgot! ladies watch out for older armenian businessmen/pervs who seem "kind" and "caring"!! that's all i'm going to say--trying to grab and KISS you in their store across the counter! unbelievable! but yes, nasty bidzas! it can happen, thank God i got the hell outta there before he could touch or do anything!