Pick-up lines

[magdalinka]

Mouse, you are boring

[Anonymouse]

Mouse, you are boring

I agree. Thank you for pointing that out. Constructive criticism is never shunned by me.

[Siamanto]

What are some of the best and worst ones you have ever heard/recieved?

ArmoBarbi's signature expresses elegantly what I think about pick-up lines.

"Personal beauty is a better introduction than any letter." (Diogenes Laertius)

[loseyourname]

ArmoBarbi's signature expresses elegantly what I think about pick-up lines.

"Personal beauty is a better introduction than any letter." (Diogenes Laertius)

So how do you introduce yourself if you are not beautiful?

[thedebutante]

So how do you introduce yourself if you are not beautiful?

then you'd have to write a letter and switch that phrase around a bit

[Anonymouse]

So how do you introduce yourself if you are not beautiful?

You would use signs to introduce yourself like Wile E. Coyote.

[Siamanto]

ArmoBarbi's signature expresses elegantly what I think about pick-up lines.

"Personal beauty is a better introduction than any letter." (Diogenes Laertius)

So how do you introduce yourself if you are not beautiful?

It does not say the "only possible introduction;" it simply says "a better introduction!"
That leaves many other options:
1- (Ladies first! ) thedebutante's suggestion

then you'd have to write a letter and switch that phrase around a bit

But, please, keep in mind that it's only a debutante's suggestion!

2- (Then friends!) What Anonymouse and others have suggested

3- (Then my suggestions. Have you noticed how polite and generous I am: that reflects "personal beauty!" )
a- If you're shy, then you can sit down on a sidewalk - for instance - with a sign that explains your situation and what you're looking for: clarity of expression is a must! Make sure you look humiliated; it suggests pride and integrity. Also, that will make you look cute. Last, but not least, pity touches the heart!
b- If you're musical or theatrical, you can try the following:

Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
....
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
....
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
....
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
....
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
.....
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
....
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
....
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
...
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
....
peace and humptiness forever
(Digital Underground)


PS. On a more serious note, I recommend Kierkegaard's "The Seducer's Diary." An enriching reading
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[One-Way]

Funny pick-up lines:

With your finger, move it like you're trying to call her next to you and when she comes, say- "I knew if I 'fingered' you enough you'd 'cum'"

"I ain't Fred Flintsone but I can make ya 'Bedrock'"