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    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.

  • #2
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      When you post things like this, you make me feel like a bad person. This is a sad occurence, and yet I cannot stop laughing and I don't feel the least bit sad.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by loseyourname
        When you post things like this, you make me feel like a bad person. This is a sad occurence, and yet I cannot stop laughing and I don't feel the least bit sad.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          The extent of people's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
          [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
          -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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          • #6
            Originally posted by loseyourname
            When you post things like this, you make me feel like a bad person. This is a sad occurence, and yet I cannot stop laughing and I don't feel the least bit sad.







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            • #7
              Originally posted by TomServo







              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by loseyourname
                When you post things like this, you make me feel like a bad person. This is a sad occurence, and yet I cannot stop laughing and I don't feel the least bit sad.
                Me too! I'd buy the video!!
                But the poor lion will be feeling cheated - since Cambodians aren't exactly the biggest humans on the planet, 42 Cambodian midgets would only be a lunchtime snack for a hungry lion. It will be thinking "where's the main course?".
                Plenipotentiary meow!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Anonymouse
                  That's post count + 1 for you.

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                  • #10
                    The site's a fake btw. It's not a BBC article, it's hosted at people.virginia.edu.
                    [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                    -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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